This is our fifth six-second KO in just under a year, which obviously means there's some mystical intrinsic value to of six. The number six is a tool by the Illuminati to shut off the lights after Beyonce's Superbowl Half-Time Show performance -- which is (obviously) just another ritual conducted by the Illuminati to rub it in our face that they're truly controlling the planet. Pyramids, the all-seeing eye -- man, when we get a television show we're going to intentionally troll all of you conspiracy theorists out there just to see how far we can take it. Of course, in order to get on television we must sign a contract with Satan and perform secret rituals like cross dressing and drinking the blood of dyslexic babies. It's going to be rawesome -- get ready.

The number six is the amount of seconds it took for this heavyweight to knock out his opponent this past weekend at American Battle Championship in New Port Richard, Florida. There's a chance we may come across another six-second KO in the immediate future, bringing the grand total of six, six-second KOs in six articles. The mark of the beast -- the MiddleEasy beast.

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+10 # CamelToeHold 2013-02-25 11:11

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !

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+9 # monstruito 2013-02-25 11:29

Take the phone out of your twat and turn the fucking thing on its side!

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+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-02-25 12:10

Lol he can't even climb on top of the cage. What an ath-ah-lete.

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-1 # Magic Wand 2013-02-25 13:49

Heavyweights? The announcer said that both guys weighed in at 205.

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+3 # Meishas Taint 2013-02-25 13:58

What an idiot, you're supposed to let him throw a punch, dodge it, then hit him in the little bandaid on his stomach.

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0 # Asshole 2013-02-25 15:00

You're not allowed to be 5' 4" and a 300 lb heavyweight

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+3 # monstruito 2013-02-25 15:10

I think that was Tree going down.

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0 # žoni 2013-02-26 07:01

"you gut to get KO"

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