Whenever I feel the need to inject caffeine into my body through a fruit flavored drink, I always go with the one that has the face of a guy that single-handedly saved the world from terrorists while rocking a chef outfit. Under Siege 2 was cool because it involved satellites and Native Americans. The only
In science’s constant pursuit of finding a force to halt the seemingly unstoppable object known as Roy Nelson’s belly, Roy Jones Jr. may have made a significant scientific breakthrough, and now he’s seeking monetary compensation for it. Roy Jones Jr. and his sports management company, Square Ring, Inc, claims that Roy Nelson and ZUFFA breached
Ronald McDonald is a terrorist with a red wig — and those are the worst. He’s the only terrorist that has threatened to remove the McRib from America, and there is nothing we can do about it. I used to love those simulated grill marks on microwaved meat. It used to remind me of the
Jorge Rivera’s post-fight speech at UFC 122 was unparalleled, considering the guy never actually fought at UFC 122. With just a couple hours left until the televised portion of UFC 122, Alessio Sakara dropped out of the co-main event bout against Jorge Rivera due to an undisclosed illness and Jorge Rivera was scrapped from the
The Sunday Morning Rumor Mill, Bjorn Rebney’s favorite weekly piece anywhere on the internet. A lot of people claim that Rebney is using his seemingly fabricated beef with MiddleEasy to ‘stay relevant’ in the media. If this is true, so be it. Get your name out there, fabricate disdain for a site that has three
My backyard is infested with four leaf clovers. I still haven’t won the lottery yet. Up until tonight, my backyard was synonymous to Yushin Okami’s UFC career. In his four years in the organization, he’s racked up a record of 10-2, never been finished and has essentially been the sole representation of Japanese MMA in
The amount of knees that could be thrown inside the octagon are nearly limitless if Alistair Overeem makes the jump from Strikeforce to the UFC. His debut would just be a collection of knees perpetually thrown at whoever Joe Silva deems worthy to be the receiver of perhaps the hardest strike in the history of
If you’re watching MFC 27 for the sole reason of seeing Douglas Lima vs. Jesse Juarez bang it out for the MFC welterweight belt, don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s sort of strange associating two guys with the word ‘banging’ and not have some fifth grader point a finger at you. Guys bang. It’s just
If you’re watching MFC 27 for the sole reason of seeing Douglas Lima vs. Jesse Juarez bang it out for the MFC welterweight belt, don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s sort of strange associating two guys with the word ‘banging’ and not have some fifth grader point a finger at you. Guys bang. It’s just
Maybe I should go outside and get some fresh air instead of pacing around my place like some lunatic waiting for news to drop. That’s actually a great idea. So great in fact that I will save that idea for a later date. In the meantime, Dana White has said that he believes Frank Mir
Maybe I should go outside and get some fresh air instead of pacing around my place like some lunatic waiting for news to drop. That’s actually a great idea. So great in fact that I will save that idea for a later date. In the meantime, Dana White has said that he believes Frank Mir
After Tito’s fight against Lyoto Machida in 2008, the guy’s spinal cord sort of exploded in his body. Tito Ortiz’s spinal cord Sub-Zeroed on him, which meant he was forced to spend over a year at home with a pornstar. That’s the trade off God gives you after you screwed up your back — your
I know I wasn’t the only person who spit out their 100% all-natural Juicy Juice when Urijah Faber released the rear-naked choke only to reveal Mizugaki in what appeared to be a rigor mortis-like state. Alright, maybe I was the only person since Juicy Juice is the most underrated consumable liquid in America. Even Urijah
Rampage vs. Evans, the only fight in UFC history promoted with the phrase ‘there’s going to be some black-on-black crime’. Political correctness is discarded when it comes to UFC marketing, just ask the first ‘Mexican’ heavyweight champion. If you were a Rampage Jackson fan, then UFC 117 didn’t necessary result in the expectation you anticipated
It’s the last day of the week and we finally have some MMA to hold you over until you drunkenly get into an argument with your neighbor later tonight. WEC 52 wrapped up last night, MFC 27 comes on tonight on HDNet and UFC 122 goes down tomorrow for absolutely free on Spike TV. Before
Bas Rutten probably thinks you’re out of shape. I probably think you’re out of shape, but I’m not the three-time King of Pancrase nor has my blood been replaced with cans of Red Bull. If everyone emerged from the same genetics as Bas Rutten, the earth would sink out of orbit from everyone simultaneously jumping