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Shogun Rua thinks Lyoto Machida will defeat Rampage at UFC 123

Let’s just be clear here, after Lyoto Machida ‘defeated’ Shogun Rua at UFC 104, I tweeted (twatted?) ‘Welcome to the Machida Error‘. Some [expletive] then stole that line, and sent it to Joe Rogan, Dana White and spammed it to roughly around twenty MMA sites. Joe Rogan retweeted the line, and then it spread across

Joke’s on you, BJ Penn is unbelievably lean for UFC 123

Remember last night when you were trying to find the 88th reason why BJ Penn could kick your ass inside the cage? Well reason number 88 just surfaced on the internet. There’s no need to worry anymore. All of those sleepless nights thinking about how deathly afraid you are of BJ Penn’s guard can now

Jay Hieron has signed an exclusive contract with Bellator

There is no possible way I will retell the string of bad luck Jay Hieron has endured since 2008. There’s already a large chance that a piano may fall on your head at a later point in the day just by reading this article. Whenever some negative improbable scenario happens in your life, you’ve been

Grachan 5 went down a few days ago and it was pure insanity

Some of you may remember an article back in September regarding Grachan’s use of rapping vampire pirates to promote their November 7th ‘Grachan 5’ card which was apparently a healthy blend of MMA, kickboxing and slap-in-the-face-for-no-reason crazy. It wasn’t the ordinary crazy that you can generally dismiss by looking the other way or abruptly changing

Grachan 5 went down a few days ago and it was pure insanity

Some of you may remember an article back in September regarding Grachan’s use of rapping vampire pirates to promote their November 7th ‘Grachan 5’ card which was apparently a healthy blend of MMA, kickboxing and slap-in-the-face-for-no-reason crazy. It wasn’t the ordinary crazy that you can generally dismiss by looking the other way or abruptly changing

Dana White says you’re ‘stupid’ if you have Overeem ranked in the top 10

Dana White isn’t drinking the Alistair Overeem Kool-Aid, which is heavily laced with traces of horse remains. He’s just not buying that Alistair Overeem can defeat Cain Velasquez, Brock Lesnar, Junior Dos Santos or any other guy that would classify as a ‘top ten heavyweight’. Actually, Dana White doesn’t even include Alistair Overeem in his

Rampage Jackson loves ketchup, now you have something in common with him

McDonalds doesn’t want to keep the McRib because it’s losing product integrity. The McRib is grounded meat shaped in the form of an animal rib served with ketchup and a bun. What product integrity did the McRib ever have? The McRib exists to make us believe that the rest of the world is real. Too

Sengoku: Soul of Fight is shaping up nicely

Your Japanese-to-English translation skills may be somewhat hindered by the fact that you can’t understand Japanese. Therefore, you may not have comprehended what happened this morning in Japan at the joint SRC/FEG/JMAGA press conference. In short, on December 30th, Sengoku will have an MMA version of Woodstock. The company has called it a ‘Combat Sports

Check out this 8-second high kick KO from the UK

If the technology in Quantum Leap existed and you randomly found yourself inside the body of Mok Rahman on the night of November 14th opposite Wayne Murrie, be sure to protect the right side of your brain, preferably with your hand. Otherwise, you may be passed around YouTube the following Monday morning and people will

At least we know that Dana White isn’t a fan of Greg Jackson’s camp

Having Bjorn Rebney throw jabs at you pales in comparison to the wrath that can be emitted from Dana White’s mouth. It’s the equivalent of that scene in Poltergeist where an entire two-story house melts and gets sucked into a black hole filled with lightning, thunder and horrible 80s special effects. We got the point,

Dana White says a UFC flyweight division will be coming soon

As of this morning, Yasuhiro Urushitani is the number one ranked flyweight in the world with Jussier da Silva following in a close second with a flawless 7-0 record. In fact, seven of the top ten ranked 125lbers are housed in either Shooto or Pancrase — or better known as the two organizations HDNet should