Ronald McDonald is a terrorist with a red wig — and those are the worst. He’s the only terrorist that has threatened to remove the McRib from America, and there is nothing we can do about it. I used to love those simulated grill marks on microwaved meat. It used to remind me of the days when my dad and I got down on the grill and threw TV dinners on the BBQ. Yeah, those were the days. It’s great to hold a certain affinity for nostalgia, especially when it involves 2007, which is better known as the year of impossible-to-comprehend upsets. Check out the final chapter of Kahleem’s St. Pierre: Armour of Invincibility and be amazed. Seriously, your jaw will drop at some point in the video. [Source]