Oh wow, Steven Seagal is training Lyoto Machida for UFC 123

Whenever I feel the need to inject caffeine into my body through a fruit flavored drink, I always go with the one that has the face of a guy that single-handedly saved the world from terrorists while rocking a chef outfit. Under Siege 2 was cool because it involved satellites and Native Americans. The only thing I remember from the first movie was that topless chick jumping out of the cake and my friend Cameron stealing my X-Force comic (both of which happened on the same day). When I was a kid, topless chicks meant something. They still do, but they used to too. Lyoto Machida is now relying on the force of Steven Seagal to defeat Rampage Jackson at UFC 123, and a film crew in Brazil documented the entire ordeal. [Source]

Published on November 15, 2010 at 12:54 am
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