• Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

The Chronicles of Fedor is everything you expected it to be, but better

Fedor Emelianenko doesn't train in Russia, Russia trains in Fedor. Damn these old Chuck Norris jokes, not all of them work when applied to Fedor (or Ubereem). Let me try another: 'They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Fedor Emelianenko killed the cat. Every single one of them'. Not sure how that would go over with PETA or my friend who sends me emails why I'm going to hell for eating a Carne Asada. Here's another: 'Fedor Emelianenko originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift overhand right to the face'. Ah, there we go.

Someone named Kyle sent me an email with a header that read 'You WILL Feature my Fedor Highlight'. As much as I wanted to ignore this guy, I chose to look at his work (which apparently took months to compile) and I've decided that any highlight that opens up with a brief history of Russian monarchy deserves a place on Apparently parts 'two' and 'thre'e are finished and will be released soon. If you guys like this, then I'll work with the creator on getting the other two parts on MiddleEasy. If you're not digging it, then egh, time to move on.

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