MMA News

Buy your tickets to the end of the world…today

Today you can officially get a front row seat to the end of the world. Forget what you heard about 2012, August 1st 2009 is when the universe gets sucked into the astronomical blackhole that is Fedor’s overhand right. Seriously, this is not a joke. They call him The Last Emperor because Fedor is the

Fedor wants the UFC to offer a better contract

That’s not a direct quote of what Fedor said but my keyboard couldn’t type out ‘arm bar breaking Russian alphabet characters’. Fedor rolls with his Russian/English translating agent that looks remarkably like a young Christopher McDonald (Am I the only person that sees it?) and in a recent interview with Fanhouse, he said (by way

Damarques Johnson is the definition of rawesome

YES! Any fighter that says he would like to fight Sonya Blade because he’s ‘more into blondes’ in an interview is officially our dude. Damarques told us to watch last night’s episode of The Ultimate Fighter because it would be explosive. That’s an understatement. It was like someone packed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in a white

Bet you never thought you would see this…

If you would have seen this a year ago, you would have thought it was photochopped. Kimbo Slice is a part of the UFC. Like Mask said…Believe. From the streets, to Cage Fury Fighting Championship to EliteXC to UFC in the course of two years. He even changed his chest hair! Rawesome.

Kim Couture wants to rumble

Kim Couture is hot. I just wanted to state the blatantly obvious. She’s some type of angelic…angel that decended from MMA heaven to hot up my TV everytime she fights…but she has a husband that can destroy every brain cell I have in my skull just by sneezing. That’s the only catch to fully loving

Angelica Chavez is mine

The cool thing about earth is once in a while, a hot chick will come into this world. What’s even cooler than that is sometimes, that hot chick will want to do MMA. Whats even cooler than that is that same chick will get exposed to gamma radiation and her clothes will be ripped off

The Last Emperor can beat The Last Dragon

When you speak, the MMA gods listen. In last week’s polls we asked “Who or what has the best chance to defeat Lyoto Machida?” and your answer…by a very narrow margin was Fedor Emelianenko beating out Anderson Silva by only 0.9%. The Karate Kid only pulled 7.2% of the vote and 10.8% of you guys believe

We get to watch a beautiful trainwreck

I know it’s been addressed here on MiddleEasy already but it bears repeating: Kimbo Slice will be on TUF 10. This made me spit my coffee all over the place, not from excitement but just as en excuse to spit coffee everywhere. Lets take a second to reflect on what we’re about to be given.

EA producing MMA…get your pre-orders ready

If the last 24 hours was a jelly doughnut, it would be filled with rawesome cream. Late last night MiddleEasy broke that Kimbo Slice will be a part of season 10 of The Ultimate Fighter. Tons of people twittered (twatted) the news last night/this morning and then the exclusive DaMarques Johnson interview was dropped this

KIMBO SLICE CONFIRMED FOR TUF 10!!!

YES! YES! I stopped everything I was doing (nothing) to break the news that Kimbo Slice has been confirmed for Season 10 of The Ultimate Fighter! YES! Admit it, even if you hate the guy (although he’ll fight you until you love him) you have to be excited at the possible damage that is going

“Right leg hospital, Left leg graveyard.”

It’s no secret that Zeus gets all tingly in strange places when he watches Gilbert Yvel tenderize the flesh of his opponents. Personally, I enjoy watching Mirko Cro Cop liquefy his foes’ brain with the flash of his ankle bone and he’ll be back in the octagon in 13 days 5 hours 15minutes and 32

“Right leg hospital, Left leg graveyard.”

It’s no secret that Zeus gets all tingly in strange places when he watches Gilbert Yvel tenderize the flesh of his opponents. Personally, I enjoy watching Mirko Cro Cop liquefy his foes’ brain with the flash of his ankle bone and he’ll be back in the octagon in 13 days 5 hours 15minutes and 32

Babalu vs. Mousassi at Affliction 3

MiddleEasy asked Cameron Dollar who would he pick if he had to assemble a team of X-men. His first choice was Renato “Babalu” Sobral. Over half of his 32 wins have come from submission and his last win over Sokoudjou came by way of ‘Brabo Choke‘ (wtf is that?). Peep that clip against David Heath

Babalu vs. Mousassi at Affliction 3

MiddleEasy asked Cameron Dollar who would he pick if he had to assemble a team of X-men. His first choice was Renato “Babalu” Sobral. Over half of his 32 wins have come from submission and his last win over Sokoudjou came by way of ‘Brabo Choke‘ (wtf is that?). Peep that clip against David Heath

The UFC videogame curse

I’m going to be the first one to say if anything happen’s to Forrest Griffin from today until the next UFC game is released, it’s because of the UFC game curse. If you’ve held a controller, then you’re well aware of The Madden Curse. The legend goes (it feels like I should be sitting around

Affliction is a trilogy…Affliction is not a trilogy

I know a lot of things that are called a ‘Trilogy’ but really arent. Look at Star Wars, what happened there. What else…I can’t think of any. Maybe I’m wrong. Affliction officially announced over the weekend that their next Affliction (the third one) is going to be called ‘Trilogy’. Affliction officially announced over the weekend