Damaruqes is our dude. He’s our dude because he told us if he had to fight one Mortal Kombat character it would be Sonya Blade just so he can flirt. Dude doesnt even want to fight a videogame character…he only wants to get laid by one. That’s probably the most baller thing you’re going to read today. In fact, just brush your teeth, go to bed and wrap yourself in a snuggie because your day is pretty much over…it can’t get any better than that. Alright, we lied because it does. MiddleEasy.com is the first site to confirm that The Ultimate Fighter 9 finalist, Damarques Johnson, has just signed a UFC contract. Our dude’s in the UFC!
YES! Get out of bed, rip that snuggie off and start punching my functional alcoholic neighbor in the face out of excitement. Don’t worry, you have my permission. The news has been confirmed by a very close source to DaMarques Johnson early this morning. Congratulations DaMarques Johnson on the new UFC contract. Hopefully we’ll see you in the next UFC videogame and perhaps your dreams of fighting Sonya Blade will come true.