Cain Velasquez vs. Shane Carwin. UFC 104!

Two undefeated heavyweights going toe to toe, one of which defeated Voltron to grab the title of ‘Defender of the Universe‘. For those who have accepted Twitter into their lives (I know, its hard for everyone), Carwin actually tweeted (twatted?) that he was going to rumble with Cain yesterday but then a few minutes later he twatted again saying ‘Oops I was not supposed to say anything. Got to get used to people watching me. No bout agreement yet. Looks like Cain and I if all goes.’ So if it comes from the mouth of Carwin, it’s a valid statement. The dude tweets (twats?) stuff like ‘Sleep Apnea what can you tell me? Ever since my surgery I have been snoring the paint off the walls.’ and ‘just working, working out, eating, sleeping. Caveman Lifestyle!‘. Follow his tweets (twats?) here

Carwin is dropping knowledge like he kicked over a rack of encyclopedias. If this goes past round one then look up in the sky because you may see pigs flying. The winner of this altercation will undoubtedly take on the winner of Lesnar vs. Mir that’s going down in a week. Raise your hand if you’re going to be there. Keep your hands raised. Now check your pockets, can’t find your wallet? That’s because I’m about to rock out some Arby’s Beef n’ Cheddars on your dime. Thanks

Published on July 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm
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