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Bisping fighting in UFC 105

As I was about to pay my ‘Moons of my Hammy‘ bill at Dennys last night this guy storms in the front door, points out a guy sitting at a booth and yells ‘Let’s do this!’. The guy at the booth takes a sip of orange juice, jumps out of his seat and meets the

Update: Pensacola now belongs to an Axe Murderer

Update: Pensacola now belongs to Wanderlei Silva. Video below. Like Froddo made the mistake of giving the ring to Sam in Lord of the Rings…now Pensacola will have to battle for middle earth after they key to the city will be handed over to Wanderlei Silva on July 16th. Florida just gave over a part

BJ Penn has a new superpower

Remember last night when you were trying to find the 88th reason why BJ Penn could kick your ass inside the cage? Well reason number 88th just surfaced on the internet. There’s no need to worry anymore. All of those sleepless nights thinking about how deathly afraid you are of BJ Penn’s rubber guard can

Antonio ‘Bigfoot’ Silva confirmed for Sengoku 10!

You know all that blurry footage of Bigfoot walking in the forest? You can combine all those tapes and then compare it to a picture of Antonio Silva and every bigfoot expert out there would be out of work. Antonio Silva is bigfoot, the mystery is over. Everyone can stop spending their weekend searching for

Rampage Jackson is LeRoy Johnson

Even though the trailer for this movie dropped nearly two years ago, Frederico Lapenda’s ‘Bad Guys’ premieres today in selected theatres. In the film Rampage Jackson is LeRoy Johnson (rawesome) and he looks like he’s some modern day version of Sho’Nuf, The Shogun of Harlem. Dude rocks an asian throne and is sporting a kimono

GSP’s next opponent announced…

Last week after his win over Thiago Alves, George St. Pierre said he drank so much he forgot his whole name. For a canadian, that’s a lot of alcohol. For a normal human being, that’s enough liquor to make you time travel. Alcohol is like X-Kryptonite to GSP, only a true comic book aficionado would

Rampage and King Mo go at it inside a van

Imagine King Mo, Bobby Lashley and Rampage Jackson inside of a van. Now imagine King Mo doesnt have all 6 of his Sengoku chicks dancing in front of him an throwing roses which is probably the most depressing part. Actually this is a pretty chill clip. King Mo is saying that he’s one of the

Jeff Monson vs. Pedro Rizzo set for Sept. 12th! YES!

How rawesome of a match-up is this? If you wake up one day and notice your soul has been robbed…it’s probably in Jeff Monson’s back pocket (and you can’t do anything about it). Monson looks like he was assembled from the absolute worst parts of little kid’s nightmares and then wrapped in a blanket of

Jeff Monson vs. Pedro Rizzo set for Sept. 12th! YES!

How rawesome of a match-up is this? If you wake up one day and notice your soul has been robbed…it’s probably in Jeff Monson’s back pocket (and you can’t do anything about it). Monson looks like he was assembled from the absolute worst parts of little kid’s nightmares and then wrapped in a blanket of

Mark Cuban now a ZUFFA bond holder…takeover?

I was a thousandare before the the UFC 100 weekend a few days ago. But thanks to ‘Natasha’ at Little Darlings, Vegas taxi drivers and $10 minimum blackjack at Mandalay Bay…I’m barely holding onto that hundredare tax bracket. There’s no such thing as ‘big pimping’ for me. Medium pimping (which usually consists of ‘free refills’),

Fedor says he doesnt watch MMA

In an interview with Bas Rutten, Fedor says he doesnt even watch MMA. Breaking News: He doesnt need to. When you have the power to put god in an arm bar and make him tapout, watching other fighters try out the sport that you perfected is like Optimus Prime watching two microwaves battle it out

Owner of UFC changes his mind…he WANTS Fedor

Remember that one time yesterday when the owner of the UFC was all like ‘Fedor is irrelevant’ and ‘Fedor wants to use UFC for a fight to be relevant’? Well Fedor must have knocked on Lorenzo Fertitta’s door (told you so) and upon gazing at The Last Emperor, Fertitta has reversed his words faster than

“I Drank So Much That I Forgot My Whole Name” – GSP

I thought we had a crew drinking in Vegas. George St. Pierre must have had the french canadian legion pouring him drinks the entire night. In his Yardblocker blog, George St. Pierre said that he drank so much after UFC 100 that he ‘forgot his whole name‘. During the UFC 100 weekend, I really just

The dude that slayed Kimbo gets in the cage again

Alright, so who cares if he has a pink streak going down his hair, likes to wear pink speedos at the pool, loves getting behind of guys when they’re bent over, makes out with guys in a three-way kiss orgy, dresses in male dominatrix clothing, likes to dry hump guys in the missionary position, takes

Owner of UFC thinks Fedor is irrelevant

Lorenzo Fertitta, big dog at UFC (bigger dog than Dana White actually) thinks Fedor Emelianenko is irrelevant. Now Fedor, when you’re trying to add another arm to your mantle of body parts…remember MiddleEasy.com never said this, it was Lorenzo Fertitta. Everyone at MiddleEasy.com wants their arm in one whole piece, it helps us through those

The Rampage Jackson Sex Tape

Rampage just announced that he’s on a mission to spread his seed to every female reporter in order to create an army of little Rampage babies that are born with full iron chains around their neck. All Rampage babies are guaranteed to come out of the womb screaming ‘I want my belt back’ and have