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Vegas is over

Let me just start off by saying everything that happened during UFC 100 weekened did not go as planned. That’s necessarily not a bad thing, but when you’re in the presence of such a force that is UFC 100…everything sort of falls apart. My night in Vegas ended with Clay Guida and I scooping the

The Buffer 360 is alive!

So the big underground rumor at UFC 100 was that Bruce Buffer may pull the infamous ‘Buffer 360’. We all know of the Buffer 180 that happened out of pure mistaken identity (like every John Grisham book). Before the fight, Buffer didnt rule out that he wouldnt do it and thanks to this fan who

The Buffer 360 is alive!

So the big underground rumor at UFC 100 was that Bruce Buffer may pull the infamous ‘Buffer 360’. We all know of the Buffer 180 that happened out of pure mistaken identity (like every John Grisham book). Before the fight, Buffer didnt rule out that he wouldnt do it and thanks to this fan who

Really…who can beat Brock Lesnar?

Now that I’ve seen my 24th ESPN2 replay of Brock Lesnar collapsing Frank Mir’s consciousness with vicious ground and pound you have to sit back and wonder…can anyone beat this guy? Maybe a better question is, is this even a guy? Dude is like the level boss on Double Dragon 2. Brock’s neck and chin

Really…who can beat Brock Lesnar?

Now that I’ve seen my 24th ESPN2 replay of Brock Lesnar collapsing Frank Mir’s consciousness with vicious ground and pound you have to sit back and wonder…can anyone beat this guy? Maybe a better question is, is this even a guy? Dude is like the level boss on Double Dragon 2. Brock’s neck and chin

GSP defends his belt from foreign invaders

Gatorade must be loving this right now. GSP dominates Thiago Alves in a 5 round decision that mainly consisted of George St. Pierre on top of Alves. If you didnt watch the fight, just go to your nearest cafeteria and ask for pasta with meat sauce. Now imagine the meatsauce is GSP and Thiago Alves

GSP defends his belt from foreign invaders

Gatorade must be loving this right now. GSP dominates Thiago Alves in a 5 round decision that mainly consisted of George St. Pierre on top of Alves. If you didnt watch the fight, just go to your nearest cafeteria and ask for pasta with meat sauce. Now imagine the meatsauce is GSP and Thiago Alves

Hendo still has it

If Wikipedia ever created an entry entitled ‘overhand right’, Dan Henderson’s knockout of Bisping would be right up there. Dan Henderson really didn’t even throw that punch, it was just sort of waiting for him like some bad fruitcake your aunt made for you at Christmas. It was nasty, forceful and probably tasted like vinyl

Hendo still has it

If Wikipedia ever created an entry entitled ‘overhand right’, Dan Henderson’s knockout of Bisping would be right up there. Dan Henderson really didn’t even throw that punch, it was just sort of waiting for him like some bad fruitcake your aunt made for you at Christmas. It was nasty, forceful and probably tasted like vinyl

UFC Fan Expo…MiddleEasy.com will be there

The first person I saw when I got off the taxi was Matt Lindland waiting for his ride in front of the entrance of Mandalay Bay. To all those people who flaked out on the UFC Fan Expo, shame on you. Wanderlei Silva shook my hands after herelieved himself in the bathroom. Highlight of the

George St. Pierre’s new Gatorade commercial

I’m fully aware that MiddleEasy.com has a strong following of chicks (we even have evidence here and here) that follow the site like disciples followed Jesus back in the day. We’re not trying to compare this site to Jesus…but we pretty much did. MiddleEasy can turn water into wine and if you throw the server

Buffer surprises the world by doing the 360…hopefully

It’s hard to be clever when there arent any brain cells left in your head (compliments of a UFC 100 pre-party). I just tried to explain what the Bruce Buffer 180 was to a cocktail waitress at an airport and then I just realized that…I was trying to explain the Bruce Buffer 180 to a

Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer in UFC 104

Bader just fought April 1st against Carmelo Marrero which essentially was like 3 rounds of a bad April Fool’s joke on Marrero. Ryan Bader dominated (as usual) and he got the W (as usual). During the fight, the dude tore ligaments in his body that most people didnt even know existed and he’s been sidelined

Brock Lesnar gets mad and breaks a friggin door

If I were Steve Mazzagatti I would immediately go into protective custody after watching this clip. I would rather have cancer and AIDS mad at me than Lesnar. With cancer, you might die a horrible, slow death…but that death won’t include hammerfists to the forehead and elbows to the chin. Brock Lesnar was forced to

Jake O’Brien says Jon Jones can’t be wild forever

I think when Joe Rogan commentated Jon Jones last fight in the UFC against Stephan Bonnar, he called him an ‘MMA freakazoid’. The most amazing thing about that fight was the fact that Joe Rogan used the term ‘freakazoid’. It almost makes you wonder if he was a fan of that cartoon ‘Freakazoid‘, otherwise where

Holly Madison added to UFC 100 card

Dana White didnt think two championship titles in one card was enough for UFC 100 so he had to sign Holly Madison for a one fight deal. That’s the fantasy, the reality is that Holly Madison is going to be an honorary ring girl. The reality is that Holly Madison is probably one of those