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Is that really a naked guy doing jiu-jitsu?

It’s time like this where you just ask yourself ‘What would Renzo Gracie do?‘. If you said ‘knock the dude out and call the cops and then tell the police that he accidentally slipped and hit his head’, then you’re probably correct. LayzieTheSavage (the same guy who makes those ridiculously slick highlight videos) has come

Shine Fights urinates on Don King’s threats to shut them down

Like a proud father who slaps bumper stickers on the back of their SUV claiming there son/daughter is an honor student of <Insert Midwest Conservative Elementary School here>, CEO of Shine Fights, Devin Price, has been holding onto the Din Thomas vs. Ricardo Mayorga card like it’s his first born. Technically, it isn’t. Shine has

Don’t forget Ubereem and Rogers will be on ESPN TONIGHT!

Ubereem and Brett Rogers will be making an appearance on ESPN MMA Live on ESPN 2 tonight at 10pm PT/1am ET and chances are if you don’t have a widescreen television, there’s no way both of those dudes can fit on your screen. In fact, that’s probably why the term ‘widescreen’ was invented in the

Don’t forget Ubereem and Rogers will be on ESPN TONIGHT!

Ubereem and Brett Rogers will be making an appearance on ESPN MMA Live on ESPN 2 tonight at 10pm PT/1am ET and chances are if you don’t have a widescreen television, there’s no way both of those dudes can fit on your screen. In fact, that’s probably why the term ‘widescreen’ was invented in the

Rampage Jackson should be approached with extreme caution

Rampage Jackson’s Xbox Live name is RampagexUFCx2. I’ve sent him a friend’s request nearly a month ago, he still never responded. My Xbox Live name is Dummy Smacks. You can send me a friend’s request, chances are I won’t respond. I’m just trying to have something in common with Rampage. Back in Pride, Rampage said

Rampage Jackson should be approached with extreme caution

Rampage Jackson’s Xbox Live name is RampagexUFCx2. I’ve sent him a friend’s request nearly a month ago, he still never responded. My Xbox Live name is Dummy Smacks. You can send me a friend’s request, chances are I won’t respond. I’m just trying to have something in common with Rampage. Back in Pride, Rampage said

Watch a young girl fight an even younger boy in full-contact pankration

If I was in one of these little league MMA matches, I would seriously mess them up. Look at their technique, those kids can’t even pull guard properly. Granted, it’s not actually MMA but ‘Pankration’ which is essentially MMA without strikes above the neck. Thankfully, I don’t have a kid. Otherwise, I would be that

Watch a young girl fight an even younger boy in full-contact pankration

If I was in one of these little league MMA matches, I would seriously mess them up. Look at their technique, those kids can’t even pull guard properly. Granted, it’s not actually MMA but ‘Pankration’ which is essentially MMA without strikes above the neck. Thankfully, I don’t have a kid. Otherwise, I would be that

Mark Pavelich now vehemently hates WEC, and you shouldn’t be surprised

If you’re Canadian, you live in a future where if you pull guard on your opponent, you will be released from your contract and thrown out in the streets. In an interview with TheMMANews, Mark Pavelich said that if any fighter pulls guard in MFC in 2010, their contract will be removed and urinated on

Who out there thinks Shane Carwin can slam a basketball?

Who knew that Kryptonian genes could enable someone to dunk a basketball? I’ve never seen Superman run the court on a pick-up game unless you count Dwight Howard. The only difference is that the real Superman can get a ring while Howard will forever be regulated to being second to Kobe Bryant. It’s just the

Who out there thinks Shane Carwin can slam a basketball?

Who knew that Kryptonian genes could enable someone to dunk a basketball? I’ve never seen Superman run the court on a pick-up game unless you count Dwight Howard. The only difference is that the real Superman can get a ring while Howard will forever be regulated to being second to Kobe Bryant. It’s just the

Watch Mariusz Pudzianowski put on leather chaps and sing ‘I’m too sexy’

It’s hard to explain the mechanics of the universe without including Mariusz Pudzianowski somewhere in it. Perhaps when our sun eventually dies, Mariusz Pudzianowski will climb out of it and reignite our solar system by pulling a train attached to a rope or placing large stones on top five exponentially high pillars. All of those

Watch Mariusz Pudzianowski put on leather chaps and sing ‘I’m too sexy’

It’s hard to explain the mechanics of the universe without including Mariusz Pudzianowski somewhere in it. Perhaps when our sun eventually dies, Mariusz Pudzianowski will climb out of it and reignite our solar system by pulling a train attached to a rope or placing large stones on top five exponentially high pillars. All of those

Marius Zaromskis vs. Cyborg Santos will probably be fight of the year

Melvin Manhoef vs. Evangelista Santos is hands down the greatest, dirtiest and sloppiest slugfest in MMA history. Anyone who denies that is just lying to their inner-child that loves to see brain cells leak out of someone’s nose. It’s like these dudes met back in 5th grade and Melvin said ‘Look man, screw you for