I hate to be one of those people who talks about what a good time they had. It has always felt weird and somewhat gross to me, there’s a time and a place to do so. When you’re with a few of your close friends that’s a perfectly okay time to do so, or if
All kids of the early 80s have to give it up to Michael Bay for single-handedly murdering our childhood with a nonsensical Transformers movie and now with an upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in which he replaced the concept of mutagen soaked turtles that transformed with space aliens — yes, space aliens. Today at the 2014
Remember in the late 90’s early 2000’s when skateboarding was literally the coolest thing ever? This coincided with spelling everything with a X, much like Mortal Kombat spelling things with a k but much more XTREME! What caused this uprise in xtreme skateboarding? Well, you can clearly point to one thing and that’s the success
Comedy is a weird thing. There are people such as Bill Hicks who I absolutely love as a comedian even though he isn’t exactly that funny. I know it’s weird to say that, but while I adore Bill Hicks, he isn’t exactly a comedian, he is funny, but when I listen to him, I end
If you watched The Lion King and didn’t cry when Mufasa was trampled to death then you are a robot, devoid of emotions, or physically incapable of producing tears. Maybe I’m just a big softy. After all, not only do cartoon animals dying make me cry, but so does Cedric from The Mars Volta’s voice.
People often ask Zeus or Jason, “how can I write for MiddleEasy?” I’ve been told often that they don’t have an answer for that, it’s just something that happens organically. I don’t know how I started writing for MiddleEasy, it just kind of happened one day. If I had to credit anything, I’d say it’s
Listen, sometimes Batman is going to lose his cool. He knows a gangster when he sees one, and damn it – he’s Batman. Posturing is part of his gig as crusader of the night, and don’t try to calm him down, or do. It really depends actually. Sometimes, if universes collide, not one, but two
One of the things that I miss most about the Pride, was the ref cam. It’s kind of silly to say that, with the laundry list of aspects of Pride to miss. Something such as a camera angle is silly, but man, it was awesome. There’s just an undeniable quality that’s so striking when you
You’re trying to beat level 172 on Candy Crush on your way to work and you look up to see a gun in your face. Before you put your Superman cape on and save the lives of everyone on a bus, you realize that you’ve spent entirely too much this Holiday season on gifts and
This is Macaulay Culkin. He is a man. He is sitting. Macaulay Culkin has a bag. Macaulay Culkin has some spices, possibly red pepper flakes. Inside the bag is a slice of pizza. Macaulay Culkin eats the pizza. He is a man. Please, watch Macaulay Culkin eat the pizza. He bites it, chews, and then
Here in the UK, we’ve got a pop star named Susan Boyle who is known for winning one of those “you can be a pop star too” shows with Simon Cowell a few years back. At the auditions, everyone was massively shocked by her singing ability and the sheer power of her voice because she
I can’t be the only person that hasn’t seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes. I’m sure there’s a tribal family in Madagascar that hasn’t even heard of the follow-up of the 2001 ‘The Planet of the Apes.’ Technically Rise of the Planet of the Apes is more of a prequel, which makes this
I disdain people who hold nostalgia over old technology. Don’t get me wrong, we all put on rose-tinted glasses when looking back at some aspects of life, but of all the things to have nostalgia for, old technology should never be one of them. When people bring up how they didn’t have cell phones in
Seriously you guys, who would win in a fight: Cain Velasquez or 35 kids in third grade with yellow belts in karate? It’s a question you’ll spend the rest of your day pondering — and I can almost guarantee you will change your answer more than once by the end of the weekend. Piecing together
Oh, Joffrey Baratheon. We hate you so much. You’re a coward, born of an incestious relationship and in general just a douche. You’re also a fictional character, so… But never mind mocking a character created in the hairy mind of George R.R. Martin, it’s weird, but also pretty cool at the same time. HBO wants you
Am I the only person that can’t take the new Godzilla seriously if it doesn’t involve Dave Chappelle playing the role of the monster? Actually, television and movies need more Dave Chappelle — however some conspiracy theorists believe that Chappelle exited the industry in an attempt to not align himself with the Illuminati. If so,