There are only a few things in life that are always true: a dog's paws smelling like Fritos and a Cesar Gracie fighter with gold around their waste or within reach. The welterweight division in the UFC is ridiculously deep, but say what you will, even after a year suspension, Nick Diaz is still floating like smoke in the air around the top four or five in the division. Then, in a few short weeks, Nate Diaz will challenge Benson Henderson for the UFC lightweight title. For what it's worth at this point, Gilbert Melendez is still holding onto his Strikeforce belt and has set pretty much every Strikeforce record known to man. Jake Shields is vegan and getting freaky. All of this leads to the obvious conclusion: get Layzie to call Cesar. We want to know what he thinks about everything right about now.
Below these words we have twelve minutes of Layzie The Savage grilling Cesar Gracie on what's next for Nick (not interested in a rematch with Condit), his beef with Caio Terra, Anderson and GSP ('it would be great but it shouldn't happen,') and much, much more.