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Affliction cuts ties with Arlovski

Affliction cuts ties with Arlovski

Damn. Affliction is no longer interested in your boy, The Pitbull Andrei Arlovski. Just done. Finished. All ties cut. You get KOd two fights in a row and your cut from affliction faster than a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. Just imagine a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. I hope I’m never around something like that because part of me would want to stop it, but the other half would just sit back to just see what happens. If a newborn comes out the womb, and wants to bungee jump you know he’s going to be ridunkulous in brazilian ju-jitsu. I mean how can he not? Dude just bungee jumped with his umbilicial cord, the kid would be great at anything.

So the bad news is that Arlovski was signed for a three fight contract with Affliction. One of those he nabbed a ‘W’ from Ben Rothwell. The other two we know from that time bending overhand right from Fedor in Affliction II and the 11 second knockout from former Sam’s Club automotive repairman, Brett Rogers. Dude still has an immense amount of talent (remember, he was the former UFC Heavyweight champ) but those two nasty loses coupled with a $1,000,000.00+ price tag per fight sort of turned Tom Atencio off to resigning him. Bummer for Arlovski. Breaking news, the dude still bags hotter chicks than we could even imagine. Chicks that look like hybrids Shakira combined with friggin Wonder Woman. I mean, the time it took you to read this, Arlovski already had his way with half the female population of Poland. [Source]

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