I hope Chuck Liddell never retires. Maybe I should say, I hope Chuck Liddell never retires and means it. I could see The Iceman fight once a week for the rest of my life and never get tired of the dude’s mohawk. Dude looks like he was an extra in Gummo. I would like to
Weekly poll results are in and out of all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Characters, you think Raphael would have the best MMA career pulling in 22.7% of the vote. Just behind was Master Splinter nabbing 21.2%. Donatello only grabbed 1.5% of the poll. Bummer, I always thought the bo-staff was rawesome. The next question
Jason Statham is like a substitute teacher version of Lightning Lee Murrary. In 2006, dude kidnapped a bank manager and forced his way into what was supposed to be a high-security bank. Not like Bank of America or Well’s Fargo…we’re talking about the ones that have red lasers everywhere and can only be penetrated by
Whenever Shane Carwin isnt battling Voltron for ownership of the galaxy, he occasionally visits earth to either confirm or deny rumors floating around regarding his presence in the MMA world. In the past, Carwin would set his fists to ‘stun’ and just overhand right anyone that gets out of line on earth (or in the
If you ever wanted to prove to yourself that you’re mentally stable, invite your family and friends over for dinner…mid-way through dessert, try to put your chair in an ankle lock. When that’s done, start delivering liver punches to the batch of liver and onions your Aunt Barbara made. To top it all off, give
Now you can finally sit in your boxers and eat microwavable Totino’s Pizza Rolls that your friend gave you in honor of the 1st anniversary of iguana’s death (real story) while Gina Carano sits by your side looking at every one of your disgusting movements. All your fantasies can come true with a Round 5
How could I talk about Vitor Belfort without mentioning Affliction II: Day of Reckoning when the dude nearly comatosed Matt Lindland live on PPV. Everyone in that arena (including all the heads that dropped $59.95 on what has still been one of the best cards this year) just thought we witnessed our first unintentional execution.
Imagine you and a childhood friend playing Mario Kart in your living room…you win. Suddenly you wake up with a slight headache and a bloody nose. Standing over you with a clenched fist and an apologetic smile is that same childhood friend, Roxanne Modafferi. How many chicks can: consider themselves gamers, speak japanese fluently, not
MiddleEasy.com interviewer D**k ‘Starscream’ Grayson has had steady fascination with Felice Herrig ever since she walked in the house on the reality show Fight Girls. So when he found out that he was interviewing the chick he’s been obsessing over for months he tried to punch me in my face (which was hilarious). I’m not
Sometimes the MMA world can be filled with a lot of fake BS. Reports of MMA legends dying when they’re alive, false match-ups being announced, UFC Undisputed freezing on me when I’m about to take the belt. That’s why it’s always good to hear from someone that is completely real. King Mo Lawal is exactly
Damn. Affliction is no longer interested in your boy, The Pitbull Andrei Arlovski. Just done. Finished. All ties cut. You get KOd two fights in a row and your cut from affliction faster than a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. Just imagine a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. I
Pretend like you’re getting choked by a chick for a reason other than she caught you in bed with Megan Fox (we totally understand) or you spend more time with your Xbox360 than her (yep, been there too). Alright, now if you’re actually pretending that you’re getting choked, then we wish we were a member
I would imagine anything that begins with ‘Ultimate Chaos‘ probably involves nuclear explosions and some dude in the corner with a walking stick on the top of a hill screaming ‘AAAAaargh!’. See with ‘Chaos’ it’s a bit more laid back. Maybe a homeless dude on a street corner holding up a sign that says ‘The
I would imagine anything that begins with ‘Ultimate Chaos‘ probably involves nuclear explosions and some dude in the corner with a walking stick on the top of a hill screaming ‘AAAAaargh!’. See with ‘Chaos’ it’s a bit more laid back. Maybe a homeless dude on a street corner holding up a sign that says ‘The
Villasenor may have saved humanity against Cyborg and his network of Terminators but it’s the walking GI Joe Tim Kennedy that has instilled some faith that America understands that ‘knowing is half the battle‘ (the other half is overhand rights to the face). MMA has finally found a “Real American Hero” that trains on a
Frank Trigg, the only guy that would post news about Ethiopia during a UFC fight. The guy from the Dos Equis man should step down because Frank Trigg is really the most interesting man in the world. While everyone was stressing about who was going to take the 2009 Lightweight TUF contract, dude was worred