Some of you guys may think Cain Velasquez comes into battle with the greatest gameplan in MMA, but you’ve all been trolled. It’s New York assemblyman Bob Reilly who has, undeniably, the greatest gameplan in MMA history and, thus far, the guy has been flawless at executing it. Bob Reilly used his opposition of MMA
The coma-inducing knees by Ubereem launched directly at Fujita’s head was reason enough to still have Dynamite!! 2009 on your DVR. That night/morning, I thought we all witnessed the first death in MMA on Japanese soil. In fact, what actually happened to Fujita? The dude was carried from the Saitama Super Arena on a stretcher
The coma-inducing knees by Ubereem launched directly at Fujita’s head was reason enough to still have Dynamite!! 2009 on your DVR. That night/morning, I thought we all witnessed the first death in MMA on Japanese soil. In fact, what actually happened to Fujita? The dude was carried from the Saitama Super Arena on a stretcher
The sense of humor emanating from Gabriel Gonzaga is parallel to Salvador Dali’s ‘Swans Reflecting Elephants‘. You may try to comprehend it all in one sitting, but doing so will only form some incurable brain tumor deep inside your skull. Take it in doses. The last thing I need is any of my readers dying
First off, yes there are zombies in this world and yes, Korea has an ample amount of them. In 2008, Korea released its first zombie flick entitled GP506 and it will probably grab your favorite zombie film by the neck, slap it around a bit and steal it’s wallet. I’m not sure if the movie
Having all of your emotions siphoned from your body after watching an MMA bout is something we’ve all experienced. We love these guys. We want our guys to win and when they don’t, it’s an absolute bummer. However, when they pull off W when you least expect it, you have about ten seconds to act
When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hackers would download plans to build impossible-to-construct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity. There was a thing called ‘HERF’ which a few claimed could be assembled with parts
A guy with no legs just got his blue-belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and you’re still sleeping on your parent’s sofa. Today, you’ve officially ran out of excuses to throw on a gi and start training. It’s over with. People without limbs are competing in grappling tournaments and you’re just building a collection of cottage cheese
Jesus saves because Jesus is a packrat. He’s a hoarder. Jesus needs to learn how to have a garage sale, then he’ll be alright. Until then, we should all stage some elaborate intervention and get the film crew at A&E to document it. At least that would buy us some time from remembering that Jorge
I’ve never met Tim Sylvia but I did have the chance to meet Pedro Rizzo the day after Gilbert Yvel exploded his mandible with that brutal ground and pound at The Ultimate Chaos last year. The ref just sort of looked at an unconscious Rizzo getting bombed with punches on the mat in Biloxi, Mississippi
Dammit, now that Golden Glory has made a World War II reference in their recent Alistair Overeem/Marloes Coenen promo, I will have to open up my old history book and pretend like I know what I’m searching for. Granted, if I would have paid a little more attention in European history in high school, the
In 1993, fighters used to learn MMA by trial and error in live competition. That’s as raw as learning how to drive for the first time on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles. To elevate the level of rawesomeness, Art Jimmerson did it while wearing a single boxing glove so he wouldn’t break his hand
Mark Pavelich, representing Canada to the fullest. I’m not even going to summarize everything this guy has said over the past year regarding MFC, his Canadian based MMA organization. He’s said a lot, probably has said too much. The guy even called me out. It’s always fun when presidents of MMA organizations start calling out
This contest was sponsored by MMAOutlet so before you inhale another breath of oxygen, check out their site and scoop a Jaco Men’s Brasil Walkout shirt or something equally as amazing. Our inaugural 2010 MMA Halloween Costume Contest has finally wrapped up and there are some overly clever people out there that are very familiar
Gina Carano pretending to fight in a movie is about 82,000% better than you actually trying to fight. Everyday I get a chance to see Carano looking hot is another day I question what exactly am I doing with my life. The fact that Carano and I haven’t started dating should make angels cry at
Men fight about money or over women. Fighting for anything else is pointless, counterproductive, and busterish. If O.D.B. were alive, he’d probably disagree with me, but that’s because he was raised in Brooklyn, NY and the rules are completely backwards there. Donald Cerrone doesn’t live in Brooklyn, NY. Dude lives somewhere out in New Mexico