When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hackers would download plans to build impossible-to-construct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity. There was a thing called ‘HERF’ which a few claimed could be assembled with parts from Radio Shack and housed in the enclosure of a standard backpack. When the device was turned on, you could allegedly aim the antenna at another electric device and disrupt the machine’s circuitry. In short, if Homeland Security existed back in those days, I would have finished the remainder of my high school education in Guantanamo Bay. You don’t attract chicks by coding HTML on a Friday night when you should be illegally drinking in someone’s backyard. Not at all. Score a one-punch KO at the age of eighteen to earn your first welterweight title and you won’t have to worry about someone calling you up with a 36-hour notice to tell you they are unable to go to the senior prom with you (don’t think I forgot Alice).
His name is Charlie Ontiveros and you may want to keep this guy in your mental lexicon. Check out the one-punch KO he scored a couple weeks ago that enabled him to receive his first welterweight title at the age of eighteen. [Source]
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