Jesus saves because Jesus is a packrat. He’s a hoarder. Jesus needs to learn how to have a garage sale, then he’ll be alright. Until then, we should all stage some elaborate intervention and get the film crew at A&E to document it. At least that would buy us some time from remembering that Jorge Rivera simply can’t sing any tune that originates from the late 80s and (or) early 90s. It’s painful, but it needs to be seen in order for everyone to come to the sudden epiphany that Rick Astley had talent. Yes, I really said that.
Check out this video of Jorge Rivera rocking a wig and singing a potpourri of your ‘favorite’ 80s/90s melodies. [Source]