If the Mayans were worth a damn in the art of prophecy they would have known simply inventing one of the world's first mathematically accurate calendars and ending it on some randomly selected date in the future, a prophet does not one make. If they were the astute prophets that they never actually claimed to be, but some whack job weirdos that spent way too much time hitting the opium packed pipe one night decided they were-then they would have known the only surefire way to predict the end to anything is via Alistair Overeem.

That's right, Alistair Overeem is now the official prophet of MMA, or at least the prophet of UFC 155. OK, fine-he's only actually the prophet of the JDS-Velasquez fight but his accuracy end prediction rate is 100% better than the Mayans so that counts for something. If you need solid proof of Overeem's ability to foretell the future just check out our article from November 30th, 2012 in which Overeem predicted exactly how the Junior dos Santos vs Cain Velasquez fight would end.

"Cain is going to take care of him for me, unfortunately. Junior is going to get taken down. He’s going to get ground-and-pounded."

"...he’s going to have his hands full with Cain. He’s going to lose."

Yet even in victory of precise prediction, Overeem doesn't gloat over his abundant endowment of prophetic skill. No, instead he merely takes to twitter for a few lighthearted comments on the fight:

Such an admirable guy that Alistair Overeem, and now we can add Reemadomous to his ever growing list of adulatory nicknames. [Source]

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-25 # Bauzen Sucks 2012-12-31 11:57

Overeem is going to lose to Antonio Silva, just watch,

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+25 # dingoman 2012-12-31 12:36

Reemadomous predicts that you will make love to a horse before that happens

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0 # ... 2013-01-01 05:50

Already lost to Bob "The Beast" Sapp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZwMP3avuIE#t=22m26s

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-18 # Alistair Overeem 2012-12-31 12:59

i predict i will win a boring decision to bigfoot, then get wrestlefucked by cain in round 2 3 4 5.

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-2 # theRealReemOfficial 2012-12-31 16:55

Wrestlefuckcked ? The Uberknee demolished the best wrestler in the UFC. Cains telegraphed take downs stand no chance.

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+11 # Zoos 2012-12-31 19:40

you forgot to say the best pro wrestler in the ufc

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+1 # TheFuckingBest 2013-01-01 16:30

NCAA wrestling champion, with a 106-5 overall collegiate record puts anything he did in pro wrestling to shame.

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-1 # Zoos 2013-01-01 16:45

lesnar is super good but he is not the best wrestler in ufc lol cain has been better. and having higher credential during college doesn't mean shit in mma. did you forget evans vs davis? what about GSP?

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+8 # SnakeJake 2012-12-31 13:30

Hilarious pic.

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+7 # DumbMatchmaking 2012-12-31 14:23

Why is Overeem even fighting Antonio Silva next? He should have been slated to fight the winner of Cain/JDS.

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+2 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-12-31 15:55

next champ

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+4 # Zoos 2013-01-01 16:46

JDS vs Overeem really needs to happen.

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