We all live in a world in which Cris Cyborg's entire MMA career is questionable now that she's allegedly been 'busted' for banned substances in her most recent fight against Hiroko Yamanaka at last year's 'Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal.' Women's premiere force in MMA was caught cheating. In '90s elementary school equivalent,' that's like Cyborg sticking a Game Genie in the back of her neck and entering a code for 'God Mode' for nearly six years. Cyborg injected the 'Konami code' into her DNA and has been swinging her opponents around like unattachable boogers from her index finger.
In a recent interview by a dude with a short red shirt from Quest Bars, Ronda Rousey claims that chock-full of steroids, Cris Cyborg weighs about 145 lbs.