We all live in a world in which Cris Cyborg's entire MMA career is questionable now that she's allegedly been 'busted' for banned substances in her most recent fight against Hiroko Yamanaka at last year's 'Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal.' Women's premiere force in MMA was caught cheating. In '90s elementary school equivalent,' that's like Cyborg sticking a Game Genie in the back of her neck and entering a code for 'God Mode' for nearly six years. Cyborg injected the 'Konami code' into her DNA and has been swinging her opponents around like unattachable boogers from her index finger.

In a recent interview by a dude with a short red shirt from Quest Bars, Ronda Rousey claims that chock-full of steroids, Cris Cyborg weighs about 145 lbs.

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+2 # Big Matty 2012-12-05 14:17

It's easy to talk big when you're cutting to a weight the person you're calling out can't make. Step back up to 145 or shut up.

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+15 # nazty 2012-12-05 14:27

you Shut up cyborg dickrider

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0 # Sambro 2012-12-05 19:20

LOL! Ronda is sooo scared of Cyborg she has to starve herself to fight at 135. When Cyborg cuts to 135, Rousey will cut to 125.

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-6 # hey 2012-12-05 14:48

She doesn't Quoting Big Matty:

It's easy to talk big when you're cutting to a weight the person you're calling out can't make. Step back up to 145 or shut up.

She doesn't need to step up, she's the champion. Fucking idiot. Let her Chael it up all she wants until Cyborg cuts to 135 and gets her arm snapped.

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+5 # Big Matty 2012-12-05 18:34

She is calling Cyborg out you retard; not the other way around. If you call someone out, you don't get to make the rules.

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+13 # Gonzo 2012-12-05 15:51

This is not impossible to masturbate to.

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+7 # the purple helmet 2012-12-05 16:26

Quoting Gonzo:

This is not impossible to masturbate to.

confirmed

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+2 # Respect the D 2012-12-05 20:23

uhh i don't know how you guys are doing it. this guy's tiny shirt is very distracting

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0 # johnybegood 2012-12-05 20:33

Very hard, but not impossible.

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+1 # The Judge 2012-12-07 08:19

Ronda will become Anorexia running away from Cyborg!! Sounds a bit scared if you ask me!!

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-1 # UFClostaFan 2013-02-24 06:50

cyborg juices,and Rousey has a dick,so lets make it happen,womens mma sucks anyway,Rousey is a man,

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0 # UFClostaFan 2013-02-24 06:53

Chicks with dicks,Rousey is a shemale,and Dana is a penis wrinkle

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