As my overly hot actress neighbor who drunkenly stumbled into my apartment said: 'It's like Cage vs. Cons, but for the suburbanites that lost their virginity to Korn.' She's somewhat right in her impaired state. This hybrid event was called 'Backflips & Beatdowns 2' and it was held in Billings, Montana, a place where time flicked away onto the metaphorical wall and forgot about, like a miscellaneous booger.

It all went down this past weekend and it featured quads and motorcycles jumping off an incredibly high ramp that was placed directly next to an MMA cage. See, it's like the start of a really great and novel idea -- but exactly the opposite. We're assuming all fighters on the card had to sign an agreement acknowledging the risk that there was a moderate chance of a flying human being atop a vehicle crushing them at any point of the fight. It's like an unintentional obstacle dictated by the laws of gravity. Sir Issac Newton would have been proud.

Since there's nothing else you want to do aside from watch this video over a cool cup of 'WTF,' check out footage of last weekend's 'Backflips & Beatdowns 2' event. Props to Joseph Chase for the find.

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+4 # Patrick 2012-05-23 15:36

I just don't know what to say... Can't decide, can't decide. Brain aneurysm!

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-23 15:37

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/218/530/wtf_is_this_shit_Very_Disturbing_Childrens_Book_RE_We_dont_say_ampquotGermanampquot_in_America-s400x297-59009.jpg?1324142033

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0 # Guest 2012-05-23 15:37

hahahha that was funny! and dangerous

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-23 15:47

Waiting for one of the bikers to botch the jump, crash into the cage and KO one of the fighters.

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+3 # Sporadik 2012-05-23 17:03

Quoting Fitch the blanket:

Waiting for one of the bikers to botch the jump, crash into the cage and KO one of the fighters.

LMAO first thing I though of also. What a terrible fucking idea. If only there was a law that the promoter has to respect the sport to throw an event

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-23 15:53

great make MMA look like a sideshow to the man event

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+11 # HipsDontLie 2012-05-23 16:00

TKO ref stoppage (Motorcycle)

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+2 # Jesse Brake 2012-05-23 16:05

I've called roller derby for the Magic City Rollers in that arena. That statement is all I really have to add to this shitshow.

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+26 # Guest 2012-05-23 16:18

Bellator should do this every time ben askren fights just so the crowd could actually be entertained for once

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+1 # Sporadik 2012-05-23 22:47

Quoting Jimbo:

Bellator should do this every time ben askren fights just so the crowd could actually be entertained for once

LMAO So true

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+11 # Guest 2012-05-23 16:23

America.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-23 16:40

Sometimes these things happen in MMA.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-23 16:46

COME ON LETS RAISE THE ROOF OFF!!!!11 (no more than 200 people in attendance).

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+10 # xtra_chewy 2012-05-23 18:38

Throw in some strippers and you've got yourself a show!

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+7 # Princess Leia-N-pray 2012-05-23 19:33

Someone please mount a cage on the back of a monster truck. It can drive around crushing Volkswagen's while the fight going. Yeehaw!

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-23 19:41

Quoting Jimbo:

Bellator should do this every time ben askren fights just so the crowd could actually be entertained for once

I nominate this for POTM

(post of the month)

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-23 19:44

just some local mma in Montana. I also didnt realize that it was going to have dirt bikers jumping over the cage. Just thought id share it with the world.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-23 20:35

Is it 1993 right now?

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-23 21:18

OW shit, did you guys happen to notice the two dudes fighting in the audience?

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+1 # ShimadaSwag1 2012-05-24 06:48

Ok for the next event, let's have Robosaurus, Grave Digger, and for shits and giggle lets surround the top of the cage with some barbed wire

Oh and what the hell, here's a couple of stun guns

Progress people, we want progress in our sport

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0 # Guest 2012-05-24 17:17

Was the only fight they jumped over and the whole event raised over $100,000 for an 8yr old girl with leukemia.

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-25 22:40

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0 # Guest 2012-05-26 08:26

Yee haw!

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