• Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

Chael Sonnen wants to show you how they make pizzas on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon

People in the 209 are all genetically predisposed to master the art of mean-mugging at a young age (before real physical confrontations render them street-tough). Being trained at elite levels of combat sports only gives your war face more validity, but anyone who has watched Full Metal Jacket 30-40 times will remind you that battles are won & lost with just your war face, long before your M14 is ever discharged. Chael Sonnen isn’t from the 209, but he certainly frequents their training facilities to re-sharpen his mean-mug whenever it starts to dull. In our eyes, he’s an honorary Diaz brother merely by osmosis. Since his last visit to Nor Cal, the gangster from Oregon returned to the mean streets of West Linn with a new business venture, and he wants to tell you all about Mean Streets Pizza.

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