Sigh. The saga of Junie Browning's Thailand terrorization continues so it seems. It seems that it's not just the cops looking for Junie-now according to a post on Junie's facebook page: the Thai Mafia wants to wack his Kentucky ass. Please don't confuse that with 'wax his Kentucky ass'-that's a whole different situation that typically goes down in massage parlors and motel rooms and ends with a much happier ending. Junie posted a plea to his facebook friends for help from the US Embassy in the following post:

"Im officially the biggest American patriot there is now. These other primitive countries are all about money, mafia and corrupt law enforcement. Regardless what you believe I never touched a female in theses events that occurred and my girlfriend was there from start to finish to vouch. Hitting Thai women was an excuse for them to demonize me and get some baht out of me. You all don't understand with my name, people will use it against me. I acted like an idiot on a reality show for publicity so they are using that against me. Im sorry and I care about people more than you thank and I appreciate all the support from the intelligent people that understand that these primitive countries are trying to kill me ( Literally ) . I need help BAD! please call the US Embassy in my regards. Thank you very much everyone. Apparently in the news story I fled the scene in the hospital before the police got there. It's obvious by this picture that the police were already there. It wasn't until hours later my girlfriends and my phone were flooded with phone calls saying that the Thai mafia were headed to the hospital to kill me did we leave. We understood that it is a very corrupt place so we had to flee and get in contact with the US Embassy. Funny how cropping a photo changes the whole story."

I wonder if Brian Stann or Tim  Kennedy agree with Junie's claim to be the 'biggest American patriot there is right now.' [source]

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+21 # Guest 2011-12-15 12:49

see ya Junie

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+23 # FreeLeeMurray 2011-12-15 13:03

As if America isn't about all those same things. The military is like a hit squad for people not willing to bow to corporate interests.

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-3 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:04

"You're the biggest bitch of them all."

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+39 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:15

primitive countries? what a douche

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-21 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:21

This isn't a joke. I love this site but this guy's life is in danger and you guys are cracking jokes. Too bad. He is a human being, stop cracking jokes around this.

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+27 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:23

Cmon!This isn't a joke? Days earlier Junie joked and bragged about the Thai orbital sockets he broke...plus he posted a plea for help on facebook of all places. Cmon.

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+5 # CardboardCockchest 2011-12-16 08:23

How is this not a joke? “You all don't understand with my name, people will use it against me.” Do you think the Thai police watch The Ultimate Figter from a few years ago and saw a drunk loser on the show and thought they could cash in? With the number of successful fighters, B list celebs, and rich tourists that visit Phuket they have bigger targets to shake down.

The guy is an attention whore and you’ve been trolled son.

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+29 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:25

Primitive countries? You have a primitive brain junie.

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+15 # Fizzy 2011-12-15 13:36

junie here's the world's smallest violin and I'm playing it just for you.

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+17 # DockEllis 2011-12-15 13:50

Is there anything more American than getting drunk and making an ass of yourself in a foreign country?

(1) George Washington (2)Junie (3) Ben Franklin

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+10 # Guest 2011-12-15 13:52

What a fuckup this guy is.

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+6 # Guest 2011-12-15 14:21

Looks like he dun goof'd

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0 # Guest 2011-12-15 14:39

What I dOnt understand is what did he do for these guys just tO jump him? He never really said? For no reason they just jumped him. There had tO be something. Obviously he went looking for trouble or trouble found him and he did not walk away in a foreign country with no one else to help him. Not smart idea any how I'm sure he instagated the fight.....and whys he like Facebook so much? Haha how have the Thais not caught uP with him? Not keepIng a low profile. Find it funny cause he likes this attention and facebooking..ca n't he go the us embassy himself or do it himself? AttentiOn whore and he has a girlfriend what? How? And who this is quite a strange funny story. Junebug go get help
Yourself and pull yourself alway from
Facebook!

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+16 # ispitzhotfire 2011-12-15 17:56

Are you using secret code with big O or is it just random?? Are you in the Thai Mafia??

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+5 # Patrick 2011-12-15 14:44

This guy has had too many chances. You're on your own now Junie. Have fun reliving that horrible Hangover 2.

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+2 # Guest 2011-12-15 14:56

Junie browning is the equivalent of a steamy brown bag of dog shit...he's clearly never heard of the boy cried wolf

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+5 # Guest 2011-12-15 15:31

Anyone else keen to see a 'Where are they now..." on some of the other TUF guys?

There's always a lot of talk on that show and I for one would love to see where that talking got them.

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-5 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-12-15 15:51

Free Miguel Torres
Free Vinny Magalhaes
Free Junie Browning


IN THIS ORDER

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-2 # Guest 2011-12-16 16:36

Quoting aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head:

Free Miguel Torres
Free Vinny Magalhaes
Free Junie Browning


IN THIS ORDER

Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up

IN THIS ORDER

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-1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-12-17 07:28

Me and your mom just got up and read this....wants me to tell you how proud she is

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-1 # FreeLeeMurray 2011-12-15 17:33

I like Junie Browning. He'd tell you himself he's a fuckup but I doubt he has bad intentions towards anybody, really. I've talked to him some and he's a nice guy.

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+3 # Guest 2011-12-15 23:39

i seen the lot this guy hit his own girl than asked to leave but no starts fight had three chances to go should stay off the drink and drugs he was on the road bleeding to death no one cared 200 people no one wanted to help him how come?

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0 # Guest 2011-12-19 19:18

I hope they lock his white trash ass up for a good long stretch.

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