Drown your Herman Cain scandalous sorrows in this Josh Koscheck presidential campaign ad

Cat Von C

Nov 02 |05:24

Last Updated on Wed, 02 Nov 2011 06:25

If the news that Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment way back in the 1990's has sent you into apathetic voter mode-just calm down a minute and realize that almost every man over the age of 23 during the 90's could have been accused of sexual harrassment. Sexual Harrasment suits were all the rage back then. If you weren't sexually harassing a fellow female employee you simply weren't being a straight man. It's OK Herman Cain, that means that almost anyone running for office has probably sexually harassed someone else at some point in their life.

Take Josh Koscheck for example. If Season 12 of TUF was held in a corporate office building during the 90's, Kos would have been all up in the Human Resource Director's office facing a stack of complaints from his coworkers. From his threats of motorboating GSP's ass, to what looks to be a strange attempt to sodomize a trash can with a plunger-Koscheck and performing a rape style choke on a 'male nurse' would have been an HR person's worst nightmare.

I guess Kos figured he is as qualified as anyone else to run for President so why not make a campaign ad with the help of Dethrone. Someone should hire him a new campaign manager though, because running on a 'I'm going to eliminate Facebook and Twitter' platform isn't really going to win votes. He will probably get a few write-in votes from some creepy guys who dream about Kos pummeling them for 25 minutes though. Check it out:

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+11 # synthsis 2011-11-02 06:30

President of Douchbaggery.

Drown your Herman Cain scandalous sorrows in this Josh Koscheck presidential campaign ad

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