What do you call Street MMA inside of a cage? A riot. Last Saturday in Flint, Michigan, an amateur MMA show broke out into a full scale riot that wasn't quite Palace at the Auburn Hills scale, but still did the trick. This further reaffirms the notion that when our world goes Mad Max after the rise of the machines, Michigan residents will be in charge. They will be cannibals and Joe Dumars will be their king. Either Joe or Matthew Stafford. It really depends on how healthy Stafford stays.
Thanks to CageReligion for bringing this to our attention.