I used to think the meaning of life was somewhere inside the cut Jose Benevidez left on Miguel Torres’ forehead, but it turns out those were just Miguel’s deepest thoughts about the perfect plate of carnitas after a warm bath. If the meaning of life was actually hidden in plain site, it would probably be found somewhere between Mariusz Pudzianowski’s deltoids. A few months ago, I drove to Moosin to get a good look for myself, but after a full sixty seconds of staring at his back, all I saw was testosterone-enriched sweat hitting the canvas, splashing into my camera lens. About a minute later, the world’s strongest man was submitted by Tim Sylvia in a barrage of strikes, silencing a crowd of Polish fans that collectively consumed more alcohol than David Hasselhoff stocks in the barn behind his house.

I was pretty disappointed leaving Boston without the answers humankind have been seeking eternally, but luckily, we get to see Mariusz return to action against Butterbean on September 18th at the Atlas Arena in Lodz, Poland. We’re not sure if he plans on revealing the meaning of life, but he does plan on showing the world that he has at least two full rounds of cardio and that he doesn’t hit like a girl.

"You’ll see a much leaner and fifteen kilograms lighter Pudzian. When I started MMA trainings I weighed one hundred and thirty-eight kilograms, now it’s only one hundred and eighteen. I’m smaller, but much faster."

I have lifted weights for more than twenty years, it was impossible to built an MMA conditioning in a few months. I have concentrated on improving this aspect for the last three or four months. After the Sylvia fight I took a week off to recharge my batteries and immediately got back to training. I started a specialized cardio program to prepare my body for MMA exertion."

"First we started on a bike, then after four or five weeks I began running. I had to loose some of my weight to better endure oxygen exertion. The process is ongoing, but I feel that everything is going the right way. I have a few weeks of hard trainings left and I need to use them to the full extent. I know my schedule and believe me it won’t be easy at all. Nothing but, training, sleeping and eating over and over again."

"Butterbean you said that Pudzian hits like a girl. Come to Poland and I’ll show you how Polish girls hit!"

In MMA, most fighters come back stronger from their losses. In Mariusz Pudzianowski’s case, that’s the scariest possible outcome for any future opponent. Although Butterbean has been hinting at retirement for the past few years, that doesn’t mean he’s less dangerous an opponent for Pudz. With a 77-8 professional boxing record and a 15-7 Pro MMA record, Butterbean is bringing well over a decade more experience into the ring with him on September 18th. Win or lose, it’s probably going to be his last fight. After that, he plans to focus on promoting Moosin and managing his BBQ Restaurant in Jasper, Alabama. On a completely unrelated note, if you’re ever at a karaoke bar with Butterbean, never pass him the microphone and ask him to sing 'Poker Face'. I’ve already tried and he said no. [Source]

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0 # Fedor the King 2010-09-01 16:58

How can u get a leaner pudzianowski??? He must be just one big vein!

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0 # yo! 2010-09-01 18:54

simple just lay off the roids for a while. the fuck you think that shit is at all natural?

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+1 # Joe Bloggs 2010-09-02 02:41

You don't seem to know what leaner means or what steroids do.

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0 # Fedor the King 2010-09-02 11:12

Obviously not!

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+1 # Kitten Mittens 2010-09-01 17:00

That picture of you and BBean is classic!

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+1 # Bauzen 2010-09-01 18:07

It was also the most painful photo ever taken of me. That was 100% real noogy.

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0 # Master E 2010-09-01 17:00

I'm really glad to see these guys not quitting. I hope Lashley can come back.. as for Toney... I'd give him props, but don't see him giving a crap...

I also hope Pudz is doing things like Plyometrics becuase running and biking are good, but nothing like grappling for 40 minutes

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-2 # Guest 2010-09-01 17:28

polish girls have big titties n hairy knuckles , they prob hit like mac trucks. as for mariusz, he's gay so he probally hits like the limp wristed bitch nigga he really is

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+1 # TJC123 2010-09-01 17:43

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZ8vB1iT6U[/youtube]

War Jiu-Jitsu Bean!

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-1 # Guest 2010-09-02 04:13

I don't give a shit if he loses 50 pounds.

The guy has an Adrenaline Dump like an old Redwood tree crashing to the earth.

Soon as he gasses he turns into a purple balloon & floats in front of his opponent begging to be made an example of.

I have zero for respect for this loser.
1. He's been busted for roids.
2. He's a complete egomaniac.
3. He got taken out by Sylvia.

Get the fuck out of MMA and go back to being a professional substance abuse junkie.

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-1 # Guest 2010-09-04 02:18

you trolling troll-fuck

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0 # Guest 2010-09-06 18:53

roids or not he could still whip all your computer geek loser asses

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-1 # Guest 2010-09-06 18:55

and if butterbean is so great , why didn't he fight holyfield , tyson, or lennox lewis in their prime.. because his fat ass , out of shape ass would get knocked out... he's a joke just like u people

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