Until technology gets to the point where I can hear every language in the world translated through my iPhone while I ride shotgun on my friend's Mattel Hoverboard, I'm going to settle for Google Translator while I travel from one corner of the room to the other in this Wal-Mart rollie chair.

It looks like during a Russian game-show called 'Big Races' (which is shot in France), Aleksander Emelianenko participated in a competition with a bull to see if he was more of a 'beast' than an actual beast. Not sure on the exact details of the contest, but from what I understand, it involved a no-rules match that somehow included urine.

In the end of the competition, the bull stepped on Aleksander's face and knocked out two of his teeth. From the reports, the studio was literally filled with blood and Alek was rushed to a local French hospital to insert his two teeth which he apparently picked up after the incident. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who hunts bears with knives.

It looks like the studio covered all insurance cost after the incident which would make complete sense if they actually though pitting a human versus a bull in a competition was a good idea. [Source]

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+2 # sukotsuto 2010-07-24 07:13

Why is it that I'm not surprised about all this? Especially knowing the bear incident prior to this.

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+4 # Guest 2010-07-24 09:09

That bull needs to get checked for Hep ASAP!

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+3 # Guest 2010-07-24 07:23

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 07:23

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 07:23

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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+1 # Xolociano 2010-07-24 07:37

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 07:58

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 08:24

Wow! Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly I don't think we'll see him fighting in north america anytime soon

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+3 # Jay 2010-07-24 08:30

Quoting Xolociano:

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

this

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 08:45

absolute badassery. Except Fedor armbaring the shit out the bull next

too bad about the hepatitis, though. He could be a great addition to SF or UFC

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0 # Jay 2010-07-24 09:10

vhw blew it.

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0 # Patrick 2010-07-24 10:00

Is it on YouTube?

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-1 # WTF 2010-07-24 11:02

nobody knows in Russia is he totaly has gone crazy or just a spectacular moron.

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+1 # Guest 2010-07-24 19:23

Huge fan of Aleks.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-24 20:27

In Russia Beef eats Man.

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0 # destoroyah 2010-07-25 10:12

he does cover ups of his prison tattoos
why :(

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+2 # Guest 2010-07-26 01:46

Because they were nazi swastikas before...

They were made to protest the system while he was in prison but since that time everyone asks him wheter or not he is a nazi, so he covered them up since he isn't a nazi nor does he want to heat the question for the 100.000 time...afaik.


btw..

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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+2 # destoroyah 2010-07-26 07:26

no they werent nazi "swatiska"

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+3 # Guest 2010-07-26 08:31

nautical stars on the shoulder show russian mob rank, maybe he was sick of being a poser

and i cannot stress enough...

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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0 # Guest 2011-01-11 23:00

those are not nazi stars.. those are vor v zakone stars and his shoulder tattoo means he s a general in the russian mob... i remember those tattoos growing up, my father has the same once, just the fact that he covered them up means he left the mob.. but we all know u cant leave so im surprised that he s still w us

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-1 # Guest 2010-07-25 12:59

Up next: His brother decisions the bull in an epic battle.

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-1 # Guest 2010-07-26 01:47

You mean after calling the bluff, the brother gets submitted and tapped out by the bull in little over a minute...

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-1 # Guest 2010-07-26 08:27

Man the UFC needs to sign this guy! Sadly, I don't think we'll see him fighting in North America, anytime soon.

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+1 # Guest 2010-07-26 10:16

They weren't Swaztikas, they were nautical stars like the ones the Vory V Zakone "Capo's" get inked.

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