I didn’t really care who won the Superbowl last night, I was just hoping the commercials would be funny and that David Akers would miss a whole bunch of post-season field goals to keep things consistent for all the bitter Philadelphia Eagles fans out there. If you know nothing about football and that went right over your head, I won’t bother trying to explain it. Just know that people in Philadelphia are very passionate about their local sports teams; so passionate that when things don’t go their way, random people in the streets get hurt. The last thing you ever want to do is piss them off. On the opposite end of the hostility spectrum is a Baltimore Ravens team who won the Superbowl last night, and that gives Jon Jones and his family yet another athletic accomplishment to add to their gargantuan trophy room. I've never been inside of it, but I'm assuming it's the size of the Library of Congress to make sure they have room for all the trophies, belts, rings, and whatever else they give athletes for winning championships.
Check out Art Jones, defensive end for the Baltimore Ravens, and this cell phone footage from his UFC light heavyweight champion brother of their on-field celebration. If you’re wondering who that other dude is, he plays for the New England Patriots, and he’s their other, other brother.