Clay Guida is a registered carpenter, which makes him closer to Jesus Christ than anyone reading this (aside from Gary LaPlante). If the world does in fact come to an end anytime soon, Clay Guida's talents will be needed to rebuild a post-apocalyptic society. No, not his air guitar abilities (which are unparalleled), the guy can build things that could foster civilization for the next hundred years. Despite his ability to erect wooden things, Clay Guida has elected to live in a mobile home while he trains at Greg Jackson's camp. By virtue, that makes him infinitely cooler than people who tend to reside in facilities that aren't powered by fossil fuels. If you ever wanted to know what powers him -- then it's this insane waffle sandwich according to the guys at Epic Deli. Prepare your arteries for this one.

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+10 # jrmoreau 2013-01-11 09:59

Banana is the "protein" of this sandwich? Where did this guy get his nutritionist degree from?

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+8 # jrmoreau 2013-01-11 09:59

Mind you, I'd still eat the fuck out of that on a hungover Saturday morning.

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+6 # Nigella Lawson 2013-01-11 10:47

I would not doubt that fat fuck sticks his dick in his sanwiches at least once in his life.

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+10 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-11 10:59

Gray Maynard would chase that sandwich around for FIVE ROUNDS

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+2 # TheTruth 2013-01-11 11:14

A 'dessert type sandwich'. Wow this guy is a true fatass. Shitty music playing in the back... This is hard to watch. In all seriousness, that looks like a really shitty sandwich and HE HAS A WALTER WHITE TATTOO. Believe it or not, this guy is actually Guidas cardio coach. He gets all the bitches

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-2 # Pish 2013-01-11 20:35

Quit stealing usernames, cockface. There was a user on here called 'Truth' who always got thumbed up, no matter what. Now you're biting off his style.

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0 # exactly 2013-01-13 13:21

my thoughts re the music - I couldn't watch this $hit b/c of the noise in the background. terrible.

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+3 # w0rg 2013-01-11 15:02

I would eat this sandwich but I'm afraid it might give me the RUNS

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+1 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-12 00:47

but when are the runs not a good thing? a nice fast and smooth exit with a chance of some splatter to save for later ;). mmmm I want that sammy

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0 # Severed Fuck Stump 2013-01-12 06:03

I'd rather eat this than that fetid arsepile he made last month. He should do a Nogueira sandwich made entirely out of wood, or a Joe Son sandwich with added crushed testicles.

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+1 # Gay Cluida 2013-01-12 11:51

This fat guys idea of cooking is just mashing a bunch of junk food together. What's next? The Skittles omelet? Maybe they should get a real chef for these segments.

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