Michael Bisping opened his mouth and we wrote an article about it. It's about time Bisping. Seriously, we were getting a little scared that your sh*ttalking abilities reduced in 2013. We can't have that, sir. Over the years you've give us countless of quotes that have been manifested into articles which subsequently spawns endless discussions in the comment section. Let's keep our relationship with our readers and your mouth for the new year. No, not like that. The other way.
In an interview with Brazil's SporTV, Bisping claims that Belfort is a cheater and that he's trained to protect himself against getting hit in the back of the head. Wild stuff.
I was very surprised. I have a lot of respect for Vitor, he's a former UFC tournament winner and a former light-heavyweight champion and one day he'll be in the Hall of Fame. I train at the gym where his sponsors work [?] and that's not a problem, so I thought we were going to be respectful to each other, but we were in Brazil talking to the press in separate rooms and I heard from brazilian press that he had called me a hooligan. I was being respectful and, for him to call me a hooligan, when all of his biggest wins in the UFC came from illegal shots to the back of the head... He is a cheater. He's been hitting people in the back of the head for years and I'm training to defend myself exactly from that, because I know he's gonna try that again.
What made me lose respect for Vitor was the fact that, after he insulted me behind my back, he sent me a text message telling me he didn't mean that and even wrote a 'LOL' and put some smileys in the text. At least admit to what you've said about me, you're a grown man. We're not friends, we're not school mates, so stick your text messages up your ass.
How would someone exactly stick a text message up their buttocks? It's an intangible entity, so the only way would be to actually shove a phone up there. Hmph, any takers? Props to prmaguiar for the translation.