Why even pretend like we want to see Jean Claude Van Damme for any other reason besides recreating that creepy hug/kiss combo that we all saw at Affliction: Banned? How can I possibly describe what happened during that emotional exchange without being reported to the ACLU? It was the sort of affection a mother gives their son just before they're boarding the school bus. Even that description pales in comparison to how truly strange the hand on Fedor's face slowly moved down his chest as Jean Claude Van Damme maintained eye-contact.

According to the Urban Dictionary, the term 'Jean Claude Van Damme' can also be used as a personal modifier to 'place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself'. An example of this can be 'Jean Claude Van DAMME, I look good tonight'. Alternatively, you can also use the term as in 'that strange, bizarre and unexpected kiss between those two guys was Jean Claude Van DAMME!'. At least, that's the only way I would use it when I'm not in a 'Bloodsport' or 'Universal Soldier' conversation.

On Facebook, Jean-Claude Van Damme published a video of himself training with Georges St. Pierre along with a few snippets of both men doing amazing things that normal humans can only dream of.

If you can tell me that you've never acted out the final scene of Bloodsport where a blind Jean-Claude Van Damme screams while aimlessly looking into the distance, then I can never trust you. That's it. Our relationship was based on a string of 1980s mildly cult-classical films and now it's over. Go talk to Larry over there with the red flannel and the horrible taste of movies. You two may have something in common. Now check out this video of JCVD training with GSP and you will have fulfilled every responsibility you have this week.

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+21 # Big Matty 2012-11-26 23:00

Let me train you like one of my French girl

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-24 # Hans Von Twatwaffle 2012-11-26 23:04

How long before Jackie Chan is making Cung Le tribute videos? This washed up, karate movie star bullshit is getting out of hand,

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+11 # MediocreThreat 2012-11-27 05:28

Please teach me your lethal stuff.

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+1 # The Truth Minister 2012-11-27 21:08

The Truth is that action movie stars has had formal training in martial arts and exposer to many different types. It is always helpful to get a different perspective on things in business, in life, in fighting. Is it helpful... maybe... but its worth a try. It has had results....... Bring them in for marketing, to joy of hanging out with someone famous, if they give you something useful they HEY thats the extra part.

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+21 # Chong Li 2012-11-26 23:07

YOU ARE NEX!

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+22 # Shale 2012-11-26 23:12

Please GSP. Win your next fight via jumping 360 spin kick.

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0 # ShalesDad 2012-11-27 10:32

Or Helicoptor Kick.

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+46 # JeromeShieldz 2012-11-26 23:18

This is GSP's counter to Silva's Segal

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+41 # PERPATRAITOR 2012-11-26 23:58

He made sure we saw him stretching his groin enough...

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+6 # THE #3 dude 2012-11-27 09:43

"I pull my groin"

I guess JCVD should have been there to help him stretch that before ufc 100.

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+12 # Tong Po 2012-11-27 02:29

Mei Li, good fuck.

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+3 # KingGhidorah 2012-11-27 20:25

then...

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+11 # Brucesshoe 2012-11-27 03:07

I want to see Bolo Yeung training someone to smash blocks of ice. "Brick not hit back"

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0 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-11-27 03:41

jcvd deleted the scene where they both blow each other.

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+23 # Cereal now.. 2012-11-27 03:47

The only thing creepier than that hug between Van Damme and Fedor is Middleeasy's obsession with Nick Diaz's genitals.

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+2 # -teknien- 2012-11-27 03:51

sneaky guy has numchucks in the back of his pants!

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+13 # dazza 2012-11-27 04:20

This is just the beginning.

Van Dammn "trains" GSP
Segal "trains" Anderson Silva/Machida
Jackie Chan "trains" Cung Le
and so on...

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-2 # DooDoo 2012-11-27 06:10

The fuck? Why would they choose to run random words over all the footage your trying to watch? And JCVD was horizontal at the end. Again, the fuck? Could've used more sexy stretching too.

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-2 # Joesumo26 2012-11-27 08:24

Next Junior Dos Santos is ganna start training with Chuck Norris.

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+4 # Sacto J 2012-11-27 08:25

This video makes it 100% obvious why GSP vs. Silva is the most important martial art event ever, and why this fight isn't 2 yrs in the making, its more like over 20. How can I make this claim? Because the video clearly illustrates and ties together the main narrative and purpose for this superfight . . .

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+5 # jt33 2012-11-27 08:26

van damme vs seagal at catchweight on the last strikeforce card...make it happen zuffa

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+3 # Sacto J 2012-11-27 08:30

. . . its not the GSP or the Spider's management, or even Dana White who is going to put this thing together. GSP and Anderson are only proxys in a much, much larger war that started in the studios of Hollywood and is only now coming to the Octagon.

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+3 # Sacto J 2012-11-27 08:35

Yes, JCVD vs. Steven Seagal is the real fight here, and after years of looking for just the right warehouse, alleyway, barge, or secluded island owned my a enegmatic villian to stage this event, they've done the next best thing. Seagal and JCVD have resurrected themselves thru Silva and GSP by instilling each champion with the guiding philosophy and giving them access to a treasure trove of . . .

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+1 # Sacto J 2012-11-27 08:38

'secret', 'deadly', and even 'leathal' combat techniques know only by them and their masters. So don't fool yourselves about what this is all about. JVCD vs. Seagal . . . finally!

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+4 # THE #3 dude 2012-11-27 09:44

Van Damme would wreck Seagal at the same weight. Too bad Seagal is fat as fuh.

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0 # wrestle_fuck 2012-11-27 09:48

This is what dreams are made of.

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+7 # HeHanHar 2012-11-27 11:50

Still a better love story than Twilight

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+2 # NoHomo 2012-11-27 14:41

If Thats what real UFC Traneing looks like I wanna join tristar

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0 # NoHomo 2012-11-27 14:43

DAMN IT!!!!!!! I been stretching wrong this whole time!!!!!

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0 # rippie74 2012-11-27 19:18

Silva would beat GSP & Van Damme @ the same time.

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+4 # KingGhidorah 2012-11-27 20:20

If you've never seen this scene before, you're not a real man..

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+1 # JCVDeeznutz 2012-11-27 21:10

EPIC BROMANCE HIGH-KICK MONTAGE

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+1 # la shmoove 2012-11-28 11:44

"georges, i am your father" -- jcvd

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