I'm not trying to tell you how to spend your newly acquired Christmas money or how to utilize your freshly unwrapped iPad. However, I am telling you that if you're the only schlub that didn't put $8.18 on this parlay to win over a million dollars, then your friends and family will be forced to put you on suicide watch for well into 2012. We're talking about Anderson Silva money just for sitting in front of your computer in your undies and making a few clicks.
Sure, scoff at this 11-pick parlay. In reality, Nate Diaz defeating Cowboy Cerrone isn't even that far-fetched of a concept. The Janitor temporarily halting Alexander Gustafsson's progression in the light heavyweight division isn't that unreasonable. On paper, nearly all the matches on UFC 141 could be considered 'pick-ems,' and quite frankly we have Joe Silva to thank for it. The following betting ticket is from Bovada (formally known as Bodog) and it is 100% real. In fact, it's my betting ticket. It could be yours too if you're willing to hold off on buying a couple drinks at the bar tonight just for a shot at never overdrafting your bank account ever again.