I'm not trying to tell you how to spend your newly acquired Christmas money or how to utilize your freshly unwrapped iPad. However, I am telling you that if you're the only schlub that didn't put $8.18 on this parlay to win over a million dollars, then your friends and family will be forced to put you on suicide watch for well into 2012. We're talking about Anderson Silva money just for sitting in front of your computer in your undies and making a few clicks.

Sure, scoff at this 11-pick parlay. In reality, Nate Diaz defeating Cowboy Cerrone isn't even that far-fetched of a concept. The Janitor temporarily halting Alexander Gustafsson's progression in the light heavyweight division isn't that unreasonable. On paper, nearly all the matches on UFC 141 could be considered 'pick-ems,' and quite frankly we have Joe Silva to thank for it. The following betting ticket is from Bovada (formally known as Bodog) and it is 100% real. In fact, it's my betting ticket. It could be yours too if you're willing to hold off on buying a couple drinks at the bar tonight just for a shot at never overdrafting your bank account ever again.

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+7 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:00

how do i do this lol

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0 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:01

For $8 how could you not?!

I'm definitely doing this and it's going to be awesome.

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+14 # synthsis 2011-12-27 12:02

In all of my time being a degenerate MMA gambler, this is the biggest payout from the smallest investment I've ever seen. If we all band together and make this bet we can single-handedly Ocean's 11 an entire industry.

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+6 # Jonesy 2011-12-27 12:05

that's nuts...any of those dudes have decent shots at winning

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-2 # JeRicHoOL 2011-12-27 12:11

Can I take part in this bet too as german resident or is it US only? Link please!

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-1 # Patrick 2011-12-27 14:02

Dutchies want in on the action too.

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-1 # Patrick 2011-12-27 14:07

Schade. No bettin if you're from Holland oder Deutschland. Es tut mir Leid.

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-13 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:12

There is no way in hell Vladimir will beat Gustafsson. But all the other picks are great!!!

Definitely modify this pick all the fighters on that parlay, except for Vlad.

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+7 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:35

look at heir fucking records man, gustafsson has beat some cans.. while vladi has only lost 2 of his last 15 fights (and those are to jon jones and noqueira) im absolutely putting my money on vladi!!

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+5 # WiseUp 2011-12-27 15:43

Vlad is definitely one of the safer bets in this parlay.

Pierson is definitely the weakest link. How is he even in the UFC??

Definitely a showcase fight for Kim Dong-Hyun.

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-1 # WiseUp 2011-12-27 15:46

How many times can I use "definitely" in 30 seconds?

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2011-12-28 10:15

Ha... I didn't even notice that until you said it.

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:13

to be a millionaire all you need is 8 bucks, and a lil bit of luck.. count me in

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+2 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:16

how do i participate in this?

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+12 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:16

Jesus, people... If you're not competent enough to Google "bovada betting", then you don't deserve to become a millionaire.

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-28 23:08

Since I have funds in Bovada (formerly Bodog), I took you up on your offer & Googled Bovada. Results: Every ranking site said it was safe: Here are the links:

http://www.casinoreview.org/sports_betting/brandx.html

http://www.betting.co/bovada-betting.html

http://www.sportsgamblingreview.com/bovada-sportsbook-review.htm

As of the end of 2011, Bodog has completely withdrawn from the United States market, where it has historically been very strong. Meanwhile, Bodog recently received the first UK gaming commission license; it is expected that this license will allow Bodog unique advertising and sponsorship opportunities for UK and European football leagues. But while Bodog may be withdrawing its name brand from the US market, the company will offer Bovada to American sports bettors. What's more, Bovada is run by Bodog managers and uses Bodog technology, which has always been top notch. After carefully reviewing their procedures for securing sensitive customer data, we are quite confident that Bovada is safe and secure.

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+3 # TwistedPanda 2011-12-27 12:17

It's telling me the maximum payout for this event is $50,000.

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+7 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:18

You'd be better off spending that 8.18 at IN-N-OUT. For those who are unaware of how betting MMA works,all those guys are underdogs and for a good reason.I hope he wins but I'm just being a realing.On no UFC card has even HALF the underdogs won.

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+1 # MotherFuckingSteve 2011-12-27 12:19

Tried placing the bet but the maximum winnings per bet is $50,000. But 1 dollar to win 50,000 isnt a bad wager.

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+5 # Sambro 2011-12-27 12:25

5-6 of those guys have a snowball chance in hell of winning.

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+2 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:40

Swag for life if you pull this off.

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:47

So how does this work? They would all have to win to get the money, but if one loses you get nothing, right?

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+8 # Guest 2011-12-27 12:57

NO. they can all actually lose and he still becomes a millionaire. they just love to give money away you know..

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+2 # Guest 2011-12-27 13:03

I meant do you get partial money if some win and some lose. I looked into it. To get the money they are talking about, you have to make a parlay bet which requires they all win to get anything.

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0 # CanadianHour4 2011-12-27 16:10

lol science damnit I thought this was obvious people

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-1 # Sambro 2011-12-27 23:42

don't even start. you're too dumb for gambling.

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-2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-12-27 12:49

Do they all have to win for you to win anything?

EDIT: Nevermind didn't see post above mine...

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+9 # theswedishguy 2011-12-27 13:15

Dont really know what all the fuzz is about. Only betting on the underdogs is just stupid.

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+5 # jawesome 2011-12-27 13:29

Upon checking out the Bovada website, I came across this:
"The maximum wager payout for the Bovada Sportsbook is $100,000. No wager payout will exceed this amount under any circumstances."

Good luck becoming a millionaire.

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-27 13:30

They all have to win or you get nothing. That's how parlay works and that's why this parlay is so freaking ridiculous it would be fun to see how many you would get before Vlad get's smashed, or Johnny Hendrix gets humped to a decision.

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-10 # Guest 2011-12-27 13:47

Fake and gay, i did some parlays and i bet $5 on the underdogs my total stake was $61.00 and to win i had $ 115.10

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+6 # connertreffry 2011-12-27 14:24

waste of money, cowboy and ubereem will destroy all of your dreams

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-1 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-12-27 15:03

Wonder how similar the odds on Bodog are? I'm not lazy and would check myself but i'm at work and Bodog is bluecoated so not able to check from here anyways.If they are similar or the exact same..i'd for sure Parlay Hettes and Ramos,But that's just me and most likely place a individual bet on Hendricks,I'm not commfortable enough with him to parlay and fuck the entire thing up for me.

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0 # WiseUp 2011-12-27 15:08

Bovada is Bodog. They switched right after the Hendo-Shogun fight, if i remember correctly.

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+1 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-12-27 15:18

Really? shit i haven't been on there in awhile so i was unaware...Thank s though.

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0 # WiseUp 2011-12-27 15:29

All of your account information switched over. Same account # and password.

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+2 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-12-27 15:36

Nice..I'll have to check it out when i get home.

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+1 # WiseUp 2011-12-27 15:40

You're welcome. Is there anything else I can help you with while you're on the line?

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+1 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-12-27 15:48

I'll take some bbq pringles and a cold keystone.

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-4 # CanadianHour4 2011-12-27 16:14

beer + water = keystone, lagers suck ass

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+10 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-12-27 16:16

Well thats just like...Your opinion man.

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0 # BTTbear 2011-12-28 21:32

Quoting CanadianHour4:

beer + water = keystone, lagers suck ass

canadian+keyboa rd=i squared

just my opinion though

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-27 19:22

since 100k is the maximum payout...wouldn 't it be better to take your 8 bucks and split it three ways? you'd still get about 100k for a 3 dollar bet on the parlay, so for 9 bucks you'd get 300k if you split it up that way...

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-27 19:51

Lets not bet at all and just enjoy the fights ! LOL jokes, go crazy.

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-28 02:13

you do realize that by sharing this information with so many people and encouraging them duplicate your bet, you have dramatically increased the risk of bankrupting bovada in the event of your success and not receiving your payout?

thanks though, i'll be copying you too...

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-28 09:47

is their server down? im in maryland and it wont let me sign up.

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+3 # Guest 2011-12-28 11:47

$0.25 to win $32,369.30

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-28 15:47

The win amount (US$ 1092221.33) is more than the allowable maximum (US$ 50000.00) for this event.

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-28 20:54

Bet 25 cents... thats the way to go.

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-1 # Guest 2011-12-29 19:56

I bet $2 and change and took off the Overeem and Cerrone fights (because the max payout required less than the minimum bet of $1). Total payout: $50,000. That's a dumb bet worth playing. Low odds, but better than a scratch off ticket!

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0 # Guest 2011-12-30 06:14

Bet 40 cents for $50,000 lol

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