There's no other way to start your Monday morning than nearly vomiting over a picture of someone's ripped-off toe. Remember, this is a potential consequence of training Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Sure you can advance belt ranks through time and dedication, but alternatively you can have your big toe removed from your body. It's your choice, grappler.

A few hours ago Miguel Angel Torres tweeted this picture of an injury sustained by a guy in his gym named 'Parrish.' We tried warning you with that huge yellow warning on the banner, yet you still clicked on the article. Well, here you go. Now copy this URL and send it to all your friends and make them projectile vomit. It's fun, trust me. [Source]

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-1 # Guest 2011-06-27 06:01

NASTY!

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+1 # Guest 2011-06-27 09:17

Those toe bars can be nasty if you don't tap.

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0 # Guest 2011-06-29 06:33

Looks more like a toemura break to me.

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+17 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-06-27 06:03

I would totally suck out the marrow

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+8 # Guest 2011-06-27 06:08

What's wrong with his toenail?

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0 # Guest 2011-07-02 21:20

Really? That's the shocking part of the photo

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0 # Guest 2011-08-01 12:43

Quoting Curved Pecker:

What's wrong with his toenail?

what do you think?? he have fongus.and this must be treated whit LAMISIL.it's a cream specialy for that type of fongus.you get that from derty Tatamis,and shower!!

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+14 # MuayTired 2011-06-27 06:15

Impressive. I suppose you could always smuggle drugs in there.

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+8 # Guest 2011-06-27 06:17

Neil Melanson is not impressed

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0 # Guest 2011-06-27 06:30

The guy in the background should buy new shoes!

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-2 # Guest 2011-06-29 11:16

buy new shoes, i dont get it, i didnt see any blood or anything on his shoes. who gives a shit what hes wearing when meanwhile thres a guy with a severed toe.

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+2 # Guest 2011-06-27 06:43

Great, as I'm about to head out to my morning training...

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0 # chiggs 2011-06-27 07:25

Awwwww fucking nasty!!!! Goddammit. That's fucking insane...thats the 2nd broken off toe now in the last couple months...what the fuck are fighters doing to have em snap off.
Should go the route of Melanson an just chop the fucker off

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+1 # Guest 2011-06-27 07:30

Wha... huh... eh?

What the fuck were they doing?

Practising small joint manipulation with pliers?

Seriously... how do you get your toe severed in BJJ?
HOW?

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+13 # Guest 2011-06-27 07:31

Anyone else feel the need to compulsively move their toes around and press them into the floor after seeing that picture?

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+22 # king steve 2011-06-27 07:40

AWESOME OPENING PAGE GUYS.

MAYBE SHOWING IT AFTER YOU CLICK ON THE ACTUAL LINK RATHER THAN HAVING THAT AS FRONT PAGE MATERIAL MIGHT BE AWESOME.

MY CEREAL IS GETTING SOGGY NOW, DUE TO LACK OF DESIRE TO CONSUME IT.

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+16 # Guest 2011-06-27 08:02

What the fuck did I just look at?! My Eyes! They Burn!!!






Fuck It I'm gonna look again...

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-1 # ToothGuy 2011-06-27 08:10

He's on a wee-wee pad.

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-1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-06-27 09:00

Seriously this is delicious, I can imagine the sound of the cartilage crunching between my teeth-Hannibal Lecter

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+9 # Guest 2011-06-27 09:16

"I've seen worse dawg."

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+8 # Guest 2011-06-27 09:48

You want a toe?

I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

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+4 # Kieran McNairn 2011-06-27 10:18

I'm gonna sit here and finish my coffee!

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-2 # Guest 2011-06-28 05:34

Enjoying my coffee

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+3 # Guest 2011-06-27 10:31

being a male nurse i see way worse than that on the regular but i guess you common folk can't stomach much.

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+25 # Guest 2011-06-27 11:20

You're a male nurse. That's real cute.

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-06-27 11:32

You sir are awesome

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+4 # boo 2011-06-27 10:43

Forget about the fucking toe!

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+4 # WiseUp 2011-06-27 14:37

I just sent that pic to every person on my phone. Including Mom.

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+1 # Guest 2011-06-27 17:23

One can only speculate as to the precise cause of this injury but it makes me wonder all the more:

why in the holy fuck do mma fighters not employ toe stomps more frequently? Especially against the cage in "wall n stall" scenarios?

Shit has got to hurt if aimed right...

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-1 # Sambro 2011-06-27 17:40

They're illegal in 49 states.

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0 # Guest 2011-07-10 14:40

looks like your boyfriends cock after he fucked your dads mouth you bent nobody

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-1 # Guest 2011-06-27 20:15

that is gross

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+1 # Guest 2011-06-28 00:37

Just don't let that "ass"emblyman in New York see this.

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0 # pubahs 2011-06-28 07:18

meh..shit happens

a micro frag plate and some locking screws would fix that ;)

Get the guy to contact me if he wants the right replacement parts for his toe

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0 # Guest 2011-06-29 08:30

well this is a challenging picture to masterbate with...ok I did

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0 # Guest 2011-07-31 10:13

I had a student do almost that. He turf-toed..you know, when you run and bend your toe under. Bone came out his toenail base. I made him clean up the blood! ha hahahahahahahaa hah

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0 # Guest 2011-08-01 12:48

Wow this is serius.but what he was doing??? I have lots of problems during my judo,& wrestlings days,& now I'm doing MMA for 10 years. and this,this is a fuck-up shit!!!!

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