If you're reading this (everyone except Ben Fowlkes), then you're abundantly aware that I could beat you at any Tekken game. I hate stating the obvious but sometimes the obvious hates being stated (whatever that's supposed to mean). Actually, I haven't played any variation of Tekken in over four years. Realistically, if we played Tekken I'll be that guy jamming my fingers into the controller in hopes of discovering some cheap combo that I will repeatedly utilize in the game. Let's face it, everyone is that guy at some point in their life. You know, the guy that makes every videogame experience eventually turn to 'Dude, you need to get out of my apartment.' Fortunately, you don't need to have any button-mashing abilities to watch this Fight Network video of the Korean Taekwondo Diplomacy Foundation. The board breaking on display is something that we thought was only possible by turning your joystick into a quarter-circle motion and pressing the 'B' button.