MMA News

Gina Carano is up for sale

Ok so I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all fantazied about being in a bubble filled tub with Gina Carano as she mounted in north south posi…what? I thought I was making an entry in my Doogie Howser diary (dude was the first blogger, think about it). Gina Carano is friggin hot. she’s

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter

  If Conan the Barbarian can be the governator of California, Kevin Johnson can be the mayor of Sacrmento and Jose Cancseco fight Hong Man Choi in the Dream 9: Super Hulk tournament then Mark Cuban can be an MMA fighter. Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter. In fact 75.4% of you believe Mark Cuban

It’s official, Rampage vs. Machida

Contrary to what Rampage Jackson said, there will actually not be any ‘black on black’ crime inside the cage. As soon as Machida held the belt up last night Rampage Jackson broke down my door and screamed ‘I WANT MY BELT BACK!’. It scared the shit out of me. He was like the Kool-Aid man

Professor X should have used his mutant ability

You would think anyone named Professor X would walk out to the cage in a floating wheel chair and be followed by students of the mutant academy. Xavier Foupa-Pokam, known to the MMA fans and the the entire X-men as ‘Professor X’ couldnt get it done last night against Drew McFedries. Yeah he should have

Professor X should have used his mutant ability

You would think anyone named Professor X would walk out to the cage in a floating wheel chair and be followed by students of the mutant academy. Xavier Foupa-Pokam, known to the MMA fans and the the entire X-men as ‘Professor X’ couldnt get it done last night against Drew McFedries. Yeah he should have

Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium

Eduardo Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium. That’s the only way I could make sense of his M1 Global fight against Dylon Clay. Pamplona apparently felt that trying to block punches with his hands is so 2008 so instead he just used his chin. Dude just decided to take straight explosions to the face

Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium

Eduardo Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium. That’s the only way I could make sense of his M1 Global fight against Dylon Clay. Pamplona apparently felt that trying to block punches with his hands is so 2008 so instead he just used his chin. Dude just decided to take straight explosions to the face

The age of Machida

Well you saw it yourself. When Europe went into the renaissance era, everyone had to step up their game to just keep up with what was being produced around them. Philosophy had to step it up, more hot nude chicks were created in paintings with anatomic perfection…it was a redefinition of thought. Now, starting in

The age of Machida

Well you saw it yourself. When Europe went into the renaissance era, everyone had to step up their game to just keep up with what was being produced around them. Philosophy had to step it up, more hot nude chicks were created in paintings with anatomic perfection…it was a redefinition of thought. Now, starting in

Rashad Evans vs. Lyoto Machida Tonight! WAR!

Evans looks like he should be in a Tyler Perry movie in that picture. Rashad Evans, better known as reigning champion of the deepest weight class in UFC defends his title TONIGHT against Ryu himself, Lyoto Machida. But you already know that. Everyone already knows this. The world already knows this. But couldnt rest peacefully

Rashad Evans vs. Lyoto Machida Tonight! WAR!

Evans looks like he should be in a Tyler Perry movie in that picture. Rashad Evans, better known as reigning champion of the deepest weight class in UFC defends his title TONIGHT against Ryu himself, Lyoto Machida. But you already know that. Everyone already knows this. The world already knows this. But couldnt rest peacefully

I want to see Julie Kedzie

I woke up this morning and couldnt believe Julie Kedzie wasnt on the site yet. So hot. So fine. Beyond dope…and she’s hot. She’s a ruthless MMA fighter. Ruthless like when you smash your friends plasma tv with a baseball bat because he didnt respect Cheick Kongo (my bad Tom…it was an “accident”). Some of

Fedor Emelianenko’s Punchout! YES!

Fedor Emelianenko’s Punchout! Finds like this just gives me an absolute purpose in life…and I love it. I have a friend, lets just call him ‘OB’ that I’ve personally witness beat Mike Tyson’s Punchout in the duration of 18 minutes with his shirt off…all of which under the influence of two Mickey’s 40oz. It was

Overeem nearly lost his hand in a toilet

In a moment of pure WTFness, Allistair Overeem nearly lost his hand in a fight that escalated in a…dance club bathroom?! Alright, follow me on this one…it gets wild. So Overeem and his brother ‘Valentine’ (apparently all Dutch people have names that could rule third world countries) were chilling in a club, taking a break from