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Affliction cuts ties with Arlovski

Damn. Affliction is no longer interested in your boy, The Pitbull Andrei Arlovski. Just done. Finished. All ties cut. You get KOd two fights in a row and your cut from affliction faster than a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. Just imagine a newborn using his umbilical cord to bungee jump. I

Chicks who like to choke out dudes

Pretend like you’re getting choked by a chick for a reason other than she caught you in bed with Megan Fox (we totally understand) or you spend more time with your Xbox360 than her (yep, been there too). Alright, now if you’re actually pretending that you’re getting choked, then we wish we were a member

Ultimate Chaos…AAaargh!

I would imagine anything that begins with ‘Ultimate Chaos‘ probably involves nuclear explosions and some dude in the corner with a walking stick on the top of a hill screaming ‘AAAAaargh!’. See with ‘Chaos’ it’s a bit more laid back. Maybe a homeless dude on a street corner holding up a sign that says ‘The

Ultimate Chaos…AAaargh!

I would imagine anything that begins with ‘Ultimate Chaos‘ probably involves nuclear explosions and some dude in the corner with a walking stick on the top of a hill screaming ‘AAAAaargh!’. See with ‘Chaos’ it’s a bit more laid back. Maybe a homeless dude on a street corner holding up a sign that says ‘The

Sleep well…Tim Kennedy is on it

Villasenor may have saved humanity against Cyborg and his network of Terminators but it’s the walking GI Joe Tim Kennedy that has instilled some faith that America understands that ‘knowing is half the battle‘ (the other half is overhand rights to the face). MMA has finally found a “Real American Hero” that trains on a

Triggonomics cares

Frank Trigg, the only guy that would post news about Ethiopia during a UFC fight. The guy from the Dos Equis man should step down because Frank Trigg is really the most interesting man in the world. While everyone was stressing about who was going to take the 2009 Lightweight TUF contract, dude was worred

Win a FREE ADCC tournament shirt!

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Win a FREE ADCC tournament shirt!

Contest Rules: To participiate in the contest, you must be a registered member of MiddleEasy.com. Registration is free.  One shirt will be given away each week for a total of seven weeks. The contest begins June 24th and ends on August 12th. A winner will be randomly selected from the pool of members on MiddleEasy.com

Guida just made Capcom proud

Watching tonight’s fight was like watching Blanka trying to make a pitcher of cherry kool-aid…blindfolded. It’s like both dudes had sling shots specially designed to fling blood at each other. Wasnt it great how Guida just started screaming at the top of his lungs as he walked out to the octagon? It was like he

Guida just made Capcom proud

Watching tonight’s fight was like watching Blanka trying to make a pitcher of cherry kool-aid…blindfolded. It’s like both dudes had sling shots specially designed to fling blood at each other. Wasnt it great how Guida just started screaming at the top of his lungs as he walked out to the octagon? It was like he

Damarques Johnson is still our dude

The world is all messed up right now. Iran is upside down with the entire election nonsense, the American car industry is about as useful as a can of Odoul’s in my functional alcoholic neighbor’s hand…and DaMarques Johnson caught the L tonight against Wilks for the TUF championship. What a night. Johnson slithered out of

Damarques Johnson is still our dude

The world is all messed up right now. Iran is upside down with the entire election nonsense, the American car industry is about as useful as a can of Odoul’s in my functional alcoholic neighbor’s hand…and DaMarques Johnson caught the L tonight against Wilks for the TUF championship. What a night. Johnson slithered out of

Cameron dollar is still our dude

We could have told you to set your Nissan Sentra to 1.21 gigawatz like we did to travel into the future and know the outcome of the Cameron Dollar fight…but what fun would that have been? Unfortunately our boy Cameron Dollar got caught in a friggin anaconda choke by Jason Dent after a ‘rocky start’.

Cameron dollar is still our dude

We could have told you to set your Nissan Sentra to 1.21 gigawatz like we did to travel into the future and know the outcome of the Cameron Dollar fight…but what fun would that have been? Unfortunately our boy Cameron Dollar got caught in a friggin anaconda choke by Jason Dent after a ‘rocky start’.

The Sarah Kaufman Train…hop aboard

Last night the ‘Sarah Kaufman Train’ rolled through town and I had to buy a first class ticket. The Sarah Kaufman train consists of iron reinforced countertops and slippery floors so that when you fall, it would be a guranteed knockout (or doctor stoppage). The Sarah Kaufman train is the most frustrating thing to get

Villasenor just saved humanity

Villasenor with the win. Any guy that has ‘senor’ in his name you pretty much have to call him sir. But what do you really expect? If Evangelista Cyborg is the Terminator, than Villasenor is John Connor and the dude just saved mankind. We shouldn’t been happy, we should just do the right thing and