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Canseco got paid for getting stomped

Ah Jose. Why make your MMA debut at Dream 9 against a 7’2 Japanese guy named Hong Man Choi. Why? The $100,000+ pay check? I understand. Look, everyone knew Canseco was going to lose this fight. After admitting that he was ‘afraid of his opponent’ shortly before the fight, its safe to say that Jose

Canseco got paid for getting stomped

Ah Jose. Why make your MMA debut at Dream 9 against a 7’2 Japanese guy named Hong Man Choi. Why? The $100,000+ pay check? I understand. Look, everyone knew Canseco was going to lose this fight. After admitting that he was ‘afraid of his opponent’ shortly before the fight, its safe to say that Jose

Joe Warren is on the map

When James Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Japan, the next day I went to school and told everyone in my elementary school. Later that day I got a detention for being a social butterfly. Guy Mezger called it before I even had the chance. In this morning’s Dream 9, Joe Warren defeated Kid

Joe Warren is on the map

When James Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Japan, the next day I went to school and told everyone in my elementary school. Later that day I got a detention for being a social butterfly. Guy Mezger called it before I even had the chance. In this morning’s Dream 9, Joe Warren defeated Kid

Gina Carano is up for sale

Ok so I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all fantazied about being in a bubble filled tub with Gina Carano as she mounted in north south posi…what? I thought I was making an entry in my Doogie Howser diary (dude was the first blogger, think about it). Gina Carano is friggin hot. she’s

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter

  If Conan the Barbarian can be the governator of California, Kevin Johnson can be the mayor of Sacrmento and Jose Cancseco fight Hong Man Choi in the Dream 9: Super Hulk tournament then Mark Cuban can be an MMA fighter. Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter. In fact 75.4% of you believe Mark Cuban

It’s official, Rampage vs. Machida

Contrary to what Rampage Jackson said, there will actually not be any ‘black on black’ crime inside the cage. As soon as Machida held the belt up last night Rampage Jackson broke down my door and screamed ‘I WANT MY BELT BACK!’. It scared the shit out of me. He was like the Kool-Aid man

Professor X should have used his mutant ability

You would think anyone named Professor X would walk out to the cage in a floating wheel chair and be followed by students of the mutant academy. Xavier Foupa-Pokam, known to the MMA fans and the the entire X-men as ‘Professor X’ couldnt get it done last night against Drew McFedries. Yeah he should have

Professor X should have used his mutant ability

You would think anyone named Professor X would walk out to the cage in a floating wheel chair and be followed by students of the mutant academy. Xavier Foupa-Pokam, known to the MMA fans and the the entire X-men as ‘Professor X’ couldnt get it done last night against Drew McFedries. Yeah he should have

Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium

Eduardo Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium. That’s the only way I could make sense of his M1 Global fight against Dylon Clay. Pamplona apparently felt that trying to block punches with his hands is so 2008 so instead he just used his chin. Dude just decided to take straight explosions to the face

Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium

Eduardo Pamplona’s chin is constructed out of adamantium. That’s the only way I could make sense of his M1 Global fight against Dylon Clay. Pamplona apparently felt that trying to block punches with his hands is so 2008 so instead he just used his chin. Dude just decided to take straight explosions to the face

The age of Machida

Well you saw it yourself. When Europe went into the renaissance era, everyone had to step up their game to just keep up with what was being produced around them. Philosophy had to step it up, more hot nude chicks were created in paintings with anatomic perfection…it was a redefinition of thought. Now, starting in

The age of Machida

Well you saw it yourself. When Europe went into the renaissance era, everyone had to step up their game to just keep up with what was being produced around them. Philosophy had to step it up, more hot nude chicks were created in paintings with anatomic perfection…it was a redefinition of thought. Now, starting in

Rashad Evans vs. Lyoto Machida Tonight! WAR!

Evans looks like he should be in a Tyler Perry movie in that picture. Rashad Evans, better known as reigning champion of the deepest weight class in UFC defends his title TONIGHT against Ryu himself, Lyoto Machida. But you already know that. Everyone already knows this. The world already knows this. But couldnt rest peacefully