Sorry Dan Quinn. Guaranteed Ubereem never took Stevia or even knows what it is. In a perfect world, the filmmaker of ‘The Reem’ documentary will encounter Dan Quinn in his mother’s house in California and realize how great it would be to place a camera in front of this guy for the next two years.
After Marquardt’s inhuman knockout of Demian Maia in twenty-one seconds, representatives from the planet Krypton accused Nate Marquardt of stuffing his gloves with green kryptonite. Upon further investigation, the guy just had Rawesomeade running through his veins. We’ve thrown that imaginary product around for over a year now, but there will be a day when
For the scenario depicted below to occur in your life, a lot of horses need to be sacrificed in your dietary honor. Despite the K-1 GP Finals being over a month away, Alistair Overeem already has a crew of Japanese chicks literally hanging off him. King Mo revolutionized fighter walkouts by including Kun Kun and
There’s a popular story about Jose Aldo that says when he started his MMA training in Brazil, training partner and former IFL featherweight champion Wagnney Fabiano would frequently ask him if he had eaten anything in the past few days. When Aldo would say “No” it was assumed he was too poor to eat, and
There’s a popular story about Jose Aldo that says when he started his MMA training in Brazil, training partner and former IFL featherweight champion Wagnney Fabiano would frequently ask him if he had eaten anything in the past few days. When Aldo would say “No” it was assumed he was too poor to eat, and
Clay Guida lives in an RV and travels the country while occasionally parking his ride in New Mexico to train at Greg Jackson’s camp. In short, that makes him an infinitely cooler human being than any of us. The last time I saw Clay Guida, the guy was scooping cold shrimp in a buffet line
Some of you guys may think Cain Velasquez comes into battle with the greatest gameplan in MMA, but you’ve all been trolled. It’s New York assemblyman Bob Reilly who has, undeniably, the greatest gameplan in MMA history and, thus far, the guy has been flawless at executing it. Bob Reilly used his opposition of MMA
The coma-inducing knees by Ubereem launched directly at Fujita’s head was reason enough to still have Dynamite!! 2009 on your DVR. That night/morning, I thought we all witnessed the first death in MMA on Japanese soil. In fact, what actually happened to Fujita? The dude was carried from the Saitama Super Arena on a stretcher
The coma-inducing knees by Ubereem launched directly at Fujita’s head was reason enough to still have Dynamite!! 2009 on your DVR. That night/morning, I thought we all witnessed the first death in MMA on Japanese soil. In fact, what actually happened to Fujita? The dude was carried from the Saitama Super Arena on a stretcher
The sense of humor emanating from Gabriel Gonzaga is parallel to Salvador Dali’s ‘Swans Reflecting Elephants‘. You may try to comprehend it all in one sitting, but doing so will only form some incurable brain tumor deep inside your skull. Take it in doses. The last thing I need is any of my readers dying
First off, yes there are zombies in this world and yes, Korea has an ample amount of them. In 2008, Korea released its first zombie flick entitled GP506 and it will probably grab your favorite zombie film by the neck, slap it around a bit and steal it’s wallet. I’m not sure if the movie
Having all of your emotions siphoned from your body after watching an MMA bout is something we’ve all experienced. We love these guys. We want our guys to win and when they don’t, it’s an absolute bummer. However, when they pull off W when you least expect it, you have about ten seconds to act
When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hackers would download plans to build impossible-to-construct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity. There was a thing called ‘HERF’ which a few claimed could be assembled with parts
A guy with no legs just got his blue-belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and you’re still sleeping on your parent’s sofa. Today, you’ve officially ran out of excuses to throw on a gi and start training. It’s over with. People without limbs are competing in grappling tournaments and you’re just building a collection of cottage cheese
Jesus saves because Jesus is a packrat. He’s a hoarder. Jesus needs to learn how to have a garage sale, then he’ll be alright. Until then, we should all stage some elaborate intervention and get the film crew at A&E to document it. At least that would buy us some time from remembering that Jorge
I’ve never met Tim Sylvia but I did have the chance to meet Pedro Rizzo the day after Gilbert Yvel exploded his mandible with that brutal ground and pound at The Ultimate Chaos last year. The ref just sort of looked at an unconscious Rizzo getting bombed with punches on the mat in Biloxi, Mississippi