MMA News

Trigonometry back in the Octagon (I hate math)

Frank Trigg is back in the UFC. Of course I can’t say that without stating the blatantly obvious, ‘Frank Trigg vs. Matt Hughes’ needs to happen tomorrow. Trigg signed a four-fight deal with UFC but everyone (even your mother) is just waiting for one of those (or four re-matches). Just insert a UFC 99 1/2

Miesha Tate is looking edible

When a picture like this of Miesha Tate comes across, there really isnt a lot to say other than…we told you so. Chicks hot. MiddleEasy has showed her nothing but love for her on the site and…wow. Look at that picture compliments of this months Fight! Magazine. That chick is an MMA fighter. Forget what

Mark Coleman has the formula for Machida

So this is a three part article. One part ‘Awesome’ and two parts ‘WTF man!”. Alright, let me get to the awesome part. In an interview with LatestMMANews, Mark Coleman claimed that he knew Machida’s weaknesses, he could exploit them and he wants to meet The Dragon in the octagon! Yes dude! Look in the

Erin Toughill is the truth

Watching Erin Toughill (pronounced ‘Toe-hill’, I know! Its nuts!) fight is like witnessing the birth of baby Jesus. At first you’re like, who are these three dudes sitting next to me which is shortly followed by a ‘Oh shit! I can’t believe I just saw that!’. It’s hard knowing that a chick this smoking can

Sokoudjou didnt go crazy…did he?

The coolest thing about Dream 9 was when Sokoudjou went straight primal on Nortje after the ref stepped in. It wasnt like in UFC 97 where Rampage Jackson got a couple of “This is from Pride, punk” punches on Wanderlei Silva after the fight was called. No, this was like Sokoudjou thought the stoppage bell

Sokoudjou didnt go crazy…did he?

The coolest thing about Dream 9 was when Sokoudjou went straight primal on Nortje after the ref stepped in. It wasnt like in UFC 97 where Rampage Jackson got a couple of “This is from Pride, punk” punches on Wanderlei Silva after the fight was called. No, this was like Sokoudjou thought the stoppage bell

Poll Results are in: Jessica Biel is a badass

It’s tuesday and that means poll results are in (and you have to deal with another day of that soccer mom showing you pictures of her ‘cute kid’ at work. Please stop it.) and you’re obsessed with Jessica Biel. Biggest turnout for a poll yet. Last week’s poll question was ‘Which redunkulously hot actress would

Canseco got paid for getting stomped

Ah Jose. Why make your MMA debut at Dream 9 against a 7’2 Japanese guy named Hong Man Choi. Why? The $100,000+ pay check? I understand. Look, everyone knew Canseco was going to lose this fight. After admitting that he was ‘afraid of his opponent’ shortly before the fight, its safe to say that Jose

Canseco got paid for getting stomped

Ah Jose. Why make your MMA debut at Dream 9 against a 7’2 Japanese guy named Hong Man Choi. Why? The $100,000+ pay check? I understand. Look, everyone knew Canseco was going to lose this fight. After admitting that he was ‘afraid of his opponent’ shortly before the fight, its safe to say that Jose

Joe Warren is on the map

When James Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Japan, the next day I went to school and told everyone in my elementary school. Later that day I got a detention for being a social butterfly. Guy Mezger called it before I even had the chance. In this morning’s Dream 9, Joe Warren defeated Kid

Joe Warren is on the map

When James Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Japan, the next day I went to school and told everyone in my elementary school. Later that day I got a detention for being a social butterfly. Guy Mezger called it before I even had the chance. In this morning’s Dream 9, Joe Warren defeated Kid

Gina Carano is up for sale

Ok so I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all fantazied about being in a bubble filled tub with Gina Carano as she mounted in north south posi…what? I thought I was making an entry in my Doogie Howser diary (dude was the first blogger, think about it). Gina Carano is friggin hot. she’s

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Dream 9: Super Hulk TONIGHT(morning)!

This is why I love Japan. Love it. If you can stay up until 5am tomorrow morning and have HDNet then you can witness probably the biggest friggin card in the history of MMA. It’s so big, Dream 9 was changed to Dream 9: Super Hulk. Japanese know how to sell fights like this. But

Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter

  If Conan the Barbarian can be the governator of California, Kevin Johnson can be the mayor of Sacrmento and Jose Cancseco fight Hong Man Choi in the Dream 9: Super Hulk tournament then Mark Cuban can be an MMA fighter. Mark Cuban should be an MMA fighter. In fact 75.4% of you believe Mark Cuban

It’s official, Rampage vs. Machida

Contrary to what Rampage Jackson said, there will actually not be any ‘black on black’ crime inside the cage. As soon as Machida held the belt up last night Rampage Jackson broke down my door and screamed ‘I WANT MY BELT BACK!’. It scared the shit out of me. He was like the Kool-Aid man