I just ate a jar full of cherries before I realized that I could have made a cherry pie. Damn, my friends would have been impressed if I baked a cherry pie with those things. Thankfully, my friends have pretty low expectations so they’ll just be impressed that I ate an entire jar full of
It finally happened. After years of people claiming they ‘overheard something at a bar’ and (or) ‘intercepted text messages’, the inevitable happened: The WEC has merged with UFC. Everything, folks. The UFC will add two additional weight classes and will combine the 155lb talent into UFC’s lightweight division in 2011. Hold on to whatever seat
When Georges St. Pierre fought Josh Koscheck for the first time at UFC 74, I remember some middle-aged guy sitting next to me kept insisting that he will ‘see St. Pierre in hell’ for some unbeknowst reason. This guy was adamant in his claim — but I don’t fully understand the reasoning why a person
Nick Ring is lonely and looking for a date on Craigslist. That’s pretty amazing in itself, but even more amazing is that this ad was posted on the ‘men seeking women’ section of Craigslist – Las Vegas. We now finally have solved the Nick Ring sexual preference question that has been keeping us up every
As if the New York MMA obstacle course needed any more pitfalls. Now assemblyman Bob Reilly has gone into political ‘beast mode’ in a recent debate — and things don’t look that good for the legalization of the sport in NY. If the collective force of MMA was the equivalent of the Justice League of
Patrick Cote made his UFC return at UFC 113 since slipping on the Bud Light logo and severely messing up his leg at UFC 90. I’m going to side with Fightlinker and go with the conspiracy theory on this one folks. The Bud Light logo so obviously screwed up Cote’s knee that it almost has
I was on the internet last night and felt a sudden urge to see what the hell happened with Captain Kangroo. Apparently, he wasn’t a captain after all — which makes me believe he wasn’t a kangaroo at all. He resides in the same category as Cap n’ Crunch. He’s not a real captain also.
Whenever a job application asks me what talents I have, it’s hard not to tell them that I know all the words to every song from the Wu-Tang Forever album. One day that’s going to be a recognized talent. I can play Contra really good, that needs to be approved. I can get an extra
Prior to UFC 121, there was some delusional notion that Cain Velasquez has ‘pillow hands’ which is rather nice way of saying ‘the dude can’t punch’. It all originated on the UG (like most things do in MMA) and it was somewhat squelched by Cain’s knockout of Big Nog at UFC 110. It marked the
Originally we planned to record our first Sunday Night Fights event and make a really slick highlight reel for you guys to check out the next day. Unfortunately, we couldn’t get the equipment set up in time, so this soviet-inspired fight poster will have to do. Next week, we’ll impress the undewear off of you
Originally we planned to record our first Sunday Night Fights event and make a really slick highlight reel for you guys to check out the next day. Unfortunately, we couldn’t get the equipment set up in time, so this soviet-inspired fight poster will have to do. Next week, we’ll impress the undewear off of you
Reggie Warren Jr. is the only person qualified to step in for Ariel Helwani if he calls out sick from work. Unfortunately, MMAFighting.com probably doesn’t have enough liability insurance to cover imminent altercations as a result of Reggie drinking on the job. In any case, Reggie can take ownership of some of the finest MMA
If there’s one thing you’ve learned from watching The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV, it’s never to eat another man’s bowl of fruit. Men generally urinate in their food as a sign of marking their territory. Although the MiddleEasy office refrigerator is pretty much down to bare condiments and a loaf of month-old wonder bread,
Some of you may have beef with Bloodstain Lane, but isn’t that his allure? He’s the guy that some of you love to hate, but have built a visual addiction to his YouTube videos over the months. Now that he’s upgraded to an HD setup, you can almost see the seething disrespect he exudes for
The last time I hung out with Urijah Faber, we were playing a beta version of EA Sports MMA at the E3 show in Los Angeles last summer. It was surreal. Faber was too preoccupied with someone taking the iPhone be plugged into the wall socket to notice the smack-down I granted him in the
The last time I hung out with Urijah Faber, we were playing a beta version of EA Sports MMA at the E3 show in Los Angeles last summer. It was surreal. Faber was too preoccupied with someone taking the iPhone be plugged into the wall socket to notice the smack-down I granted him in the