For the scenario depicted below to occur in your life, a lot of horses need to be sacrificed in your dietary honor. Despite the K-1 GP Finals being over a month away, Alistair Overeem already has a crew of Japanese chicks literally hanging off him. King Mo revolutionized fighter walkouts by including Kun Kun and a crew of scantily clad fly-girls in his Sengoku entrances. Now Overeem just did for walkout entrances what The Matrix did for anti-social kids who like to wear trench coats. These pictures were captured today in Japan in a PR move to apparently show that guys with muscles the size of planets can perfectly balance up to four Japanese chicks at a time. Alistair will be in Japan for the remainder of the week, so if you run into him, try attaching yourself to the orbit of his bicep and see what happens. Props to Fabrice D. for the pictures.