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| War Machine has left MMA, dude's a pornstar now |
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| Written by Zeus |
| Saturday, 31 October 2009 08:55 |
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And just to put the icing on the WTF cake, here is a video of War Machine getting his butt waxed for his first porn scene.
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Woah man the MMA world is like one twisted episode of Days of our Lives (or the EastEnders for everyone in the UK). After his recent loss to David Mitchell at the Tachi Palace Fights, War Machine has left the MMA world and has now signed a contract with an adult entertainment company. Check out what he said on his
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you guys are ALL jealous of war machine, simply because he gets to fuck, and fight!
but then again, most of you dont get to do either...
If by "fight" you mean get subbed by nobodies and if by "fuck" you mean die prematurely from the sum total of 20 fatal sexually-transmitted diseases, then yes I agree wholeheartedly.
He's really got it made bro.
So long and good riddance to this prick. Koppenhaver had no future in the UFC.