I can say with absolute surety that I have never felt like a boss pumping gas, ever. I feel the complete opposite as I insert the pump nozzle into my little Hyundai's gas tank. I feel more like a lowly indentured servant stuck in the bottom ranks of a secret American caste system. I can almost feel the piddly little dollars in my checking account being syphoned out of my hands via that nozzle and into the hands of greedy oil tycoons at the top of the caste system.

I'm not even sure it is a possibilty for me to ever feel like a boss while pumping gas. Maybe if I suddenly come into a large inheritance or gas prices fall overnight to 50 cents a gallon-maybe then I might feel boss-ish as I shove that big nozzle into my little 11 gallon tank and pull the trigger till the liquid fuel comes squirting back out of the tank and spills all over the ground. Yes, I might feel like a boss then but those are really my only two options, because its not likely I will be winning any championship belts like Pat Curran anytime soon. Pat Curran doesn't need an inheritance or 50 cent gas to feel like a boss at the pump. All Pat Curran needs to inflict his boss status on those pumps is his shiny Bellator belt.

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+20 # Guest 2012-04-04 07:06

Baller.

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-24 # Guest 2012-04-04 09:49

Gay!

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+17 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-04-04 07:07

Insanely Baller

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-22 # Guest 2012-04-04 09:50

Insanely Gay!

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+24 # Guest 2012-04-04 07:27

designer shades: $200
Sandals: $5
Bellator shirt: free
Gas: $80
Winning Bonus: undisclosed
Championship won via ripping the heart out of the self proclaimed baddest man on the planet on national TV: fckin PRICELESS

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-04 07:29

props cat.. that rant about Gas is probably the most spot on thing ever posted on this site....

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0 # Guest 2012-04-04 07:46

Dats dat peak oil shit up in dis piece!

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-04 08:33

It should be required that all champs wear their belts everywhere they for at least a week after winning. I would love to see someone rocking a belt at the grocery store or standing in line at the post office.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-04 08:35

Baws

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-04 09:17

That is pretty baller.

Discount double check that shit.

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0 # SenorStubbypants 2012-04-04 09:42

I'd wear a belt all around the place too. All "nice" areas I mean.

There's a story that Bruno Samartino had his WWF belt stolen from the backseat of his car in NYC.

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-04 09:45

This is the new fad...Like Planking,Owling ,Tebowing... but better. Behold, Curraning!

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+6 # Guest 2012-04-04 09:47

you forgot Taylor Swifting

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+4 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-04-04 10:24

Awesome. We call that going all "Tim Sylvia" with the belt.

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+4 # Guest 2012-04-04 10:58

if i was at that gas station i would have immediately kicked his ass and then proceed to take the belt

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-04 11:23

A belt with some flippy-floppies !? Gangster.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-04 14:12

*cough* Tim Sylvia *cough*

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