I can think of an infinite number of things I’d rather experience than Brock Lesnar shoving me. I can also think of an infinite number things I’d be willing to sacrifice not to ever be in a position for Brock Lesnar to shove me. Dude is a 285lb genetic anomaly who could realistically do more damage to stationary objects with his fists than an I.E.D. strapped to a cocker spaniel. That’s a pretty cruel thought. We hope everyone out there treats their cocker spaniels with more respect than that. The same could be said for Brock Lesnar and how he treated the state officials who escorted him to the cage on Saturday night. Check out this endlessly repetitive image of Brock Lesnar shoving a police officer.
There is no word yet on whether Lesnar will be reprimanded for his pre-fight nudge, but keep in mind that Keith Jardine was suspended indefinitely for doing the same thing last month at Shark fights. In any case, Brock Lesnar is probably somewhere out in Canada hunting. If you see him, make sure you’re wearing a bright orange vest for safety.