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After Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller called Jacare a ‘Vagina-Head Brazilian‘ after their NC in Dream, Jacare stated that he wasn’t going to get involved in a verbal war with Mayhem. Apparently the trust has just been urinated on. In an interview with adcombat.com, Souza makes a hilarious statement that’s entirely too rawesome to ignore: “I am

Life is tough as a kid in Brazil…even tougher when you go by Lil Nog. Bullies would throw cartons of egg nog at Nogueira and during lunch, kids would steal his milk and replace it with a cold glass of nog. Christmas time must have been horrendous for him. Antônio Rogério Nogueira (his brother goes

So we didn’t have time to photochop a hockey mask on the face of Tim Sylvia but we did find this pic of Sylvia with a hot chick. We’re not sure if this is the same chick Andrei Arlovski but we also found this pic of Tim Sylvia autographing her chest with a Sharpie. Actually

In between listening to the replay of MMAScraps Radio (which gets MiddleEasy’s ‘Rawesome’ approval) and drunk texting my ex-girlfriend letting her know ‘It’s all my fault’, Kid Yamamoto issued a press release last night (early morning in Japan…we think) announcing that he has split with his really, really hot wife and that it was all

CagePotato has a really cool picture of Chris Tuchscherer in their article, but just looking at it makes your testicles want to run a marathon directly inside your body. Ugh, you feel that picture everywhere (even your armpits). When Gabriel Gonzaga slammed his big toe directly into the testicular region of Chris Tuchscherer at UFC

Dan Henderson makes some mean fish tacos. Recently he said the fish tacos he made in Portland for UFC 102 weren’t that good…but they would still work. Every MMA site should start off with a ceremonial fish taco reference whenever Dan Henderson is mentioned. It would be like a Bruce Buffer 180, except you can

Gina Carano was recently offered a spread in Playboy Magazine. That title is a little tricky. Replace the ‘a’ with ‘to’ and you have a completely different meaning. A meaning that could only be resolved with me getting submitted via north-south position by Gina. So if you’re a guy (or my friend Christy) you probably

Everybody get those KFC two-for-one coupons and barrels of Sam’s Club mayonnaise out so we can celebrate Roy Nelson getting his black-belt from Renzo Gracie last week. Big Country just proves that if you judge a book by it’s cover, that book will submit you in a key-lock, force you to tap out and then

Since we’re all sitting on our nearly busted computer chairs twittering our thumbs for this Fedor/Rogers match-up to go down, the best we can do is enjoy the war of words being exchanged between the fighters. Granted it’s not really a war, nothing like the Rogers/Overeem stuff that had us pretty entertained about a month

Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller announced via Twitter that he’s going to be in an upcoming episode of G4’s American Ninja Warrior. If you’re still getting used to the various twits and twats people have been addicted to this year, then I suggest you sign up, then follow us…then eventually follow Mayhem Miller. He’s a pretty inspirational

Now that I finally have a little money in my Sportsbook account I was feeling a little frisky and thought I would see what else I could drop cash on. Frisky? Wtf. I never use that word. Damn, where did that come from? That was not planned. That was not in the MiddleEasy itinerary. Frisky

First Ed McMahon (RIP), then MC Hammer (RI…oh wait, he has that reality show. Not quite dead yet) and now ‘The Natural’ Randy Couture (knock on wood). Cash4Gold announced that they will sponsor Randy Couture in ‘upcoming fights’. In other words, look for a large Cash4gold logo directly on Couture’s butt tonight at UFC 102.

Last night while I was rummaging through my backpack of broken promises to my ex-girlfriend, I noticed Tito Ortiz issued a press release via Twitter. Realizing that it was 2am in the morning, I only knew that this would be breaking news. Tito Ortiz issued the following statement to the media and only then did

Back in the day I thought I was entirely too cool to watch The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. While everyone was talking about which ranger was their favorite, I was too busy sitting in the corner of the lunch room listening to Masta P’s ‘Bout it’. I thought I was cool because I chose to

And so it begins! Brett Rogers spoke with MMAFanhouse today about his upcoming Fedor fight and The Grim said he not only wants to knock out Fedor, but he wants to be God of MMA: I’m going to knock him out. He’s going to give me his chin, somehow, someway. He’s going to get sloppy