Believe it or not, imagining Kimbo Slice as an amazing cook really isn’t that hard. Dude looks like my elementary school cafeteria cook that used to hook us up with an extra chicken fried steak on Fridays. Kimbo looks like a guy that knows how to cook, he wouldn’t have made it this far in
There are about eight things in this universe that is better than two hot chicks fighting. Two of those eight things involve nachos. After the rumor mill fabricated the story that Lisa Marie Varon a.k.a. WWE Diva ‘Victoria’ wanted to brawl with Kim Couture, Varon issued a statement that some agent who claimed to represent
Justin Wren looks like the first guy you see when you arrive in Asgard. He goes by ‘The Viking’ not because he rocks a full beard and drains his own cauliflower ear as a past time. They call Justin Wren ‘The Viking’ because he pile-drives dudes directly into the center of the planet and leaves
Update: Pensacola now belongs to Wanderlei Silva. Video below. Like Froddo made the mistake of giving the ring to Sam in Lord of the Rings…now Pensacola will have to battle for middle earth after they key to the city will be handed over to Wanderlei Silva on July 16th. Florida just gave over a part
Remember last night when you were trying to find the 88th reason why BJ Penn could kick your ass inside the cage? Well reason number 88th just surfaced on the internet. There’s no need to worry anymore. All of those sleepless nights thinking about how deathly afraid you are of BJ Penn’s rubber guard can
In an interview with Bas Rutten, Fedor says he doesnt even watch MMA. Breaking News: He doesnt need to. When you have the power to put god in an arm bar and make him tapout, watching other fighters try out the sport that you perfected is like Optimus Prime watching two microwaves battle it out
I thought we had a crew drinking in Vegas. George St. Pierre must have had the french canadian legion pouring him drinks the entire night. In his Yardblocker blog, George St. Pierre said that he drank so much after UFC 100 that he ‘forgot his whole name‘. During the UFC 100 weekend, I really just
Rampage just announced that he’s on a mission to spread his seed to every female reporter in order to create an army of little Rampage babies that are born with full iron chains around their neck. All Rampage babies are guaranteed to come out of the womb screaming ‘I want my belt back’ and have
When I was in Mandalay Bay I saw King Mo posted up near a corner texting someone. The most horrific thing about that scene was that he was without his harem of japanese ‘fly’ girls in tight butt shorts dancing in front of him. Whenever you think of King Mo, hot japanese chicks should start
It’s an amazing thing when one of the top heavyweights in MMA tells another top heavyweight that ‘he’s lame’. The words ‘he’s lame’ really only mean anything if its coming out of the mouth of a dude who’s undefeated with every one of his wins coming in the first round. MiddleEasy.com loves Shane Carwin and
I’m fully aware that MiddleEasy.com has a strong following of chicks (we even have evidence here and here) that follow the site like disciples followed Jesus back in the day. We’re not trying to compare this site to Jesus…but we pretty much did. MiddleEasy can turn water into wine and if you throw the server
Bader just fought April 1st against Carmelo Marrero which essentially was like 3 rounds of a bad April Fool’s joke on Marrero. Ryan Bader dominated (as usual) and he got the W (as usual). During the fight, the dude tore ligaments in his body that most people didnt even know existed and he’s been sidelined
If I were Steve Mazzagatti I would immediately go into protective custody after watching this clip. I would rather have cancer and AIDS mad at me than Lesnar. With cancer, you might die a horrible, slow death…but that death won’t include hammerfists to the forehead and elbows to the chin. Brock Lesnar was forced to
I think when Joe Rogan commentated Jon Jones last fight in the UFC against Stephan Bonnar, he called him an ‘MMA freakazoid’. The most amazing thing about that fight was the fact that Joe Rogan used the term ‘freakazoid’. It almost makes you wonder if he was a fan of that cartoon ‘Freakazoid‘, otherwise where
We’re not talking about Baby Fedor (Kirill Sidelnikov) who tested positive for steroids after taking straight bombs from Paul Buentello at Affliction II: Day of Reckoning. We’re talking about Baby Emelianenko. You know anything that has Emelianenko as a last name probably has genetics composed of mushroom clouds and overhand rights so it’s no surprised
Remember in Aliens when that dude got on the kitchen table and a friggin lifeform jumped out of his chest and started running away? Alright, remember in Spaceballs when that dude got on the kitchen tale and a friggin lifeform jumped out of his chest and started dancing? What’s scarier? Maybe it’s the thing growing