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Triggonomics cares

Frank Trigg, the only guy that would post news about Ethiopia during a UFC fight. The guy from the Dos Equis man should step down because Frank Trigg is really the most interesting man in the world. While everyone was stressing about who was going to take the 2009 Lightweight TUF contract, dude was worred

The Sarah Kaufman Train…hop aboard

Last night the ‘Sarah Kaufman Train’ rolled through town and I had to buy a first class ticket. The Sarah Kaufman train consists of iron reinforced countertops and slippery floors so that when you fall, it would be a guranteed knockout (or doctor stoppage). The Sarah Kaufman train is the most frustrating thing to get

Kyra Gracie, MMA needs you

Kyra Gracie. 3x World BJJ Champion (2004,2006,2008) 5x Pan American BJJ Games Champion (2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007) 5x Brazilian BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004) 5x New York State BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002) 2x ADCC (Abu Dhabi Combat Club) Submission Wrestling World Champion (2005, 2007) 1x Asiatic BJJ Champion (2006)

Kimbo Slice is pouring a bowl of cereal…right now

How is everyone still not in shock right now? As you read this, Kimbo Slice is in The Ultimate Fighter house probably pouring Lucky Charms in his ‘Kimbo sized’ bowl of cereal right now. The fact that Kimbo Slice is battling it out with 15 other dudes just thoroughly blows my mind. The full cast

Waterson needs to fight more!

We can all agree that Michelle Waterson is beyond hot. That’s already an established fact humanity has come to accept like the Lakers are the most dominate team in the NBA history and Kimbo Slice is going to run the UFC next year. It’s not even debatable. The only thing the world needs to see

Carano improving her ‘submissions’ with Couture

The fact that Carano is training with anyone for her August 15th fight against Cyborg just makes me overly jealous. The type of jealously I assume Starscream felt towards Megatron from 1984-1987. Would I rather be training Gina Carano in her ‘submissions’? Yes. Would I have anything to teach her? No. Is it annoying to

Cro Cop leaves UFC for Dream…to fight Jose Canseco!

Cro Cop has left the UFC just as swiftly as he came in to join DREAM in Japan…and there is nothing Dana White can do about it. Enjoy yesterday, because that’s the last you will see Cro-Cop in a UFC octagon. Dana White signed a one fight deal with Cro Cop to get him in

Jeremy Horn has the most recorded fights in MMA history

That’s right. Jeremy Horn told us he’s been in over 140 MMA fights (he holds the record, if there is one). He’s fought and beaten some of the best (including Gilbert Yvel, Chael Sonnen, a young Chuck Liddell and psychopath turned MMA fighter Forrest Griffin. The dude doesnt even think like us. He thinks like

Breaking News: Matt Leinart vs. His entire NFL career…confirmed!

The only reason to train in something that involves getting your arm ripped off is if you’re getting paid for it. If you’re getting paid to not get your arm ripped off, then you should train in something that involves not getting your arm ripped off. Matt Leinart training in MMA while the starting quarterback

Exclusive interview with Jeremy Horn

  We can’t even think like Jeremy Horn. Any dude that has fought 140 MMA fights is in a different dimension. They probably don’t even think in objects and words but just how many times they can punch things in the face before it drops to the ground. Dude has fought over 100 times and