Damaruqes is our dude. He’s our dude because he told us if he had to fight one Mortal Kombat character it would be Sonya Blade just so he can flirt. Dude doesnt even want to fight a videogame character…he only wants to get laid by one. That’s probably the most baller thing you’re going to
If I only had my recorder when I met Antonio McKee at The Ultimate Chaos. Not only is the dude one of the chillest guys to be around but if his mouth were the hoover dam and it were responsible for holding back an ocean full of words, it would collapse in like 12 seconds.
MiddleEasy is back. It was fun doing the whole travel thing, but it prevented the site from being updated as often as it should. So it’s good to be back and I promise this is the last time you will hear me talk about it. Normally when I’m on a plane the first thing I
I wonder how much the doctor’s bill is from all the epileptic seizures caused by looking at Shinya Aoki’s pants. It’s like the dude sent his pants to the Carebear’s Art and Science Institute, got them back and rinsed them in a rainbow. If Crayola and Spandex got drunk one night and hooked up, it’s
Jason Statham is like a substitute teacher version of Lightning Lee Murrary. In 2006, dude kidnapped a bank manager and forced his way into what was supposed to be a high-security bank. Not like Bank of America or Well’s Fargo…we’re talking about the ones that have red lasers everywhere and can only be penetrated by
Now you can finally sit in your boxers and eat microwavable Totino’s Pizza Rolls that your friend gave you in honor of the 1st anniversary of iguana’s death (real story) while Gina Carano sits by your side looking at every one of your disgusting movements. All your fantasies can come true with a Round 5
Imagine you and a childhood friend playing Mario Kart in your living room…you win. Suddenly you wake up with a slight headache and a bloody nose. Standing over you with a clenched fist and an apologetic smile is that same childhood friend, Roxanne Modafferi. How many chicks can: consider themselves gamers, speak japanese fluently, not
MiddleEasy.com interviewer D**k ‘Starscream’ Grayson has had steady fascination with Felice Herrig ever since she walked in the house on the reality show Fight Girls. So when he found out that he was interviewing the chick he’s been obsessing over for months he tried to punch me in my face (which was hilarious). I’m not
Pretend like you’re getting choked by a chick for a reason other than she caught you in bed with Megan Fox (we totally understand) or you spend more time with your Xbox360 than her (yep, been there too). Alright, now if you’re actually pretending that you’re getting choked, then we wish we were a member
Villasenor may have saved humanity against Cyborg and his network of Terminators but it’s the walking GI Joe Tim Kennedy that has instilled some faith that America understands that ‘knowing is half the battle‘ (the other half is overhand rights to the face). MMA has finally found a “Real American Hero” that trains on a
Frank Trigg, the only guy that would post news about Ethiopia during a UFC fight. The guy from the Dos Equis man should step down because Frank Trigg is really the most interesting man in the world. While everyone was stressing about who was going to take the 2009 Lightweight TUF contract, dude was worred
Last night the ‘Sarah Kaufman Train’ rolled through town and I had to buy a first class ticket. The Sarah Kaufman train consists of iron reinforced countertops and slippery floors so that when you fall, it would be a guranteed knockout (or doctor stoppage). The Sarah Kaufman train is the most frustrating thing to get
Kyra Gracie. 3x World BJJ Champion (2004,2006,2008) 5x Pan American BJJ Games Champion (2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007) 5x Brazilian BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004) 5x New York State BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002) 2x ADCC (Abu Dhabi Combat Club) Submission Wrestling World Champion (2005, 2007) 1x Asiatic BJJ Champion (2006)
How is everyone still not in shock right now? As you read this, Kimbo Slice is in The Ultimate Fighter house probably pouring Lucky Charms in his ‘Kimbo sized’ bowl of cereal right now. The fact that Kimbo Slice is battling it out with 15 other dudes just thoroughly blows my mind. The full cast
We can all agree that Michelle Waterson is beyond hot. That’s already an established fact humanity has come to accept like the Lakers are the most dominate team in the NBA history and Kimbo Slice is going to run the UFC next year. It’s not even debatable. The only thing the world needs to see
The fact that Carano is training with anyone for her August 15th fight against Cyborg just makes me overly jealous. The type of jealously I assume Starscream felt towards Megatron from 1984-1987. Would I rather be training Gina Carano in her ‘submissions’? Yes. Would I have anything to teach her? No. Is it annoying to