Remember that one time when Dana White said: “He [expletived] me” “The first time in the history of the company I do one over the phone. He promised me a three-fight deal and he [expletived] me” “He didn’t keep his word. He talked about honor and all this other [expletive] and he [expletived] me.” “He
It’s no surprise that Babalu’s strategy for defeating Gegard Mousasi is to take him to the ground. Once Babalu get’s you in a choke, the dude is relentless and won’t let go (just like my ex-girlfriend after two years. Actually it’s the other way around). Cameron Dollar from this past season of The Ultimate Fighter
Despite how George St. Pierre tells us nobody can handle his ‘riddum’, Thiago Alves told UFC.com that he can guarantee that he will ‘knock out GSP’. Knock him out. I’m sure GSP isnt really worried about these accusations but his ‘riddum’ probably has a few words to say about Thiago Alves. George St. Pierre’s ‘riddum’
Talking to Erin Toughill is what I would imagine having a conversation with Optimus Prime would be like. They’re both extremely confident in their skills, they can back it up with evidence of their destructive ability and both pretty much could easily protect the planet if aliens invaded earth. Erin Toughill is beyond interesting. After
Whatever chance humanity had of defeating Fedor has been eliminated the first day Fedor picked up an AK-47. Fedor Emelianenko with guns is a little redundant. That’s like a bum you see masturbating in an Manhattan subway with a shirt that says ‘I Heart New York’. Of course you heart New York dude, you’re giving
If a movie was ever made about 90’s candy and they needed someone to play the part of ‘Pop Rocks‘, Masakazu Imanari should heel hook the casting director until he gets the role. Hardly anyone knows about this dude in the states but after watching him fight, you can’t help but love the guy. Dude
Damaruqes is our dude. He’s our dude because he told us if he had to fight one Mortal Kombat character it would be Sonya Blade just so he can flirt. Dude doesnt even want to fight a videogame character…he only wants to get laid by one. That’s probably the most baller thing you’re going to
If I only had my recorder when I met Antonio McKee at The Ultimate Chaos. Not only is the dude one of the chillest guys to be around but if his mouth were the hoover dam and it were responsible for holding back an ocean full of words, it would collapse in like 12 seconds.
MiddleEasy is back. It was fun doing the whole travel thing, but it prevented the site from being updated as often as it should. So it’s good to be back and I promise this is the last time you will hear me talk about it. Normally when I’m on a plane the first thing I
I wonder how much the doctor’s bill is from all the epileptic seizures caused by looking at Shinya Aoki’s pants. It’s like the dude sent his pants to the Carebear’s Art and Science Institute, got them back and rinsed them in a rainbow. If Crayola and Spandex got drunk one night and hooked up, it’s
Jason Statham is like a substitute teacher version of Lightning Lee Murrary. In 2006, dude kidnapped a bank manager and forced his way into what was supposed to be a high-security bank. Not like Bank of America or Well’s Fargo…we’re talking about the ones that have red lasers everywhere and can only be penetrated by
Now you can finally sit in your boxers and eat microwavable Totino’s Pizza Rolls that your friend gave you in honor of the 1st anniversary of iguana’s death (real story) while Gina Carano sits by your side looking at every one of your disgusting movements. All your fantasies can come true with a Round 5
Imagine you and a childhood friend playing Mario Kart in your living room…you win. Suddenly you wake up with a slight headache and a bloody nose. Standing over you with a clenched fist and an apologetic smile is that same childhood friend, Roxanne Modafferi. How many chicks can: consider themselves gamers, speak japanese fluently, not
MiddleEasy.com interviewer D**k ‘Starscream’ Grayson has had steady fascination with Felice Herrig ever since she walked in the house on the reality show Fight Girls. So when he found out that he was interviewing the chick he’s been obsessing over for months he tried to punch me in my face (which was hilarious). I’m not
Pretend like you’re getting choked by a chick for a reason other than she caught you in bed with Megan Fox (we totally understand) or you spend more time with your Xbox360 than her (yep, been there too). Alright, now if you’re actually pretending that you’re getting choked, then we wish we were a member
Villasenor may have saved humanity against Cyborg and his network of Terminators but it’s the walking GI Joe Tim Kennedy that has instilled some faith that America understands that ‘knowing is half the battle‘ (the other half is overhand rights to the face). MMA has finally found a “Real American Hero” that trains on a