Now I may be jumping the gun on this one, but I’m pretty sure we’ve just discovered the greatest Lesson in Street MMA we’ve seen this entire year. The back story is this guy was at a bar and apparently three guys came up to him once the bar closed and started bullying him around.
We’ve been toying around with the idea of having a ‘Meanwhile in Russia’ section of MiddleEasy that’s just filled with a collection of the ridiculousness that has been emerging out of Russia the past couple years. Since the site redesign, we know that most of you miss having your ‘Street MMA’ tab readily available to
There are so many things going on in this video that a college introductory course could be taught on it. First off what’s the deal with Walmart rocking the disposable party supply table covers in the employee lounge? They’re a multi-national company valued at nearly a half a trillion dollars — give these employees a
Sometimes, the only lesson in A Lesson in Street MMA is to be an awesome personality and personality goes a long way, that’s why we don’t eat dogs in the United States (thanks, Quentin). And every now and again, a personality so absolutely awesome interjects themselves into a Street MMA, that it has to be
How do the hooligans decide a time and a place to do battle? Is their turf being battled over, or do they pick a neutral territory where friends and family can gather on the sidelines to watch and take pictures in the rain? Does every Hooligan Brawl open with jumpkicks? Those Russian 2 v 2
I’ve never really understood why people listen to Action Bronson when Ghostface Killah already exists on this planet. It’s the equivalent of settling for a Salisbury steak when you have a filet mignon within your reach. Of course, that’s a horrible example for vegans — but there’s no equivalent either. All soy is the same,
Raise your hand if you listen to or have listened to Kenny Chesney at some point in your life. Keep those hands raised. Now carefully position your nose to your arm pit and take a deep whiff. If you smell any odor, then it’s probably time to put down the Xbox controller and hop in
Am I the only person that remembers the old Sega Genesis game ‘Road Rage’ and how everyone in it was a raving lunatic with bike chains for weapons, aiming to literally kill their opponent by the most brutal way possible? Where were the family activists groups when that game launched? Oh, that game is called
There’s something about a highly organized Street MMA bout with a crying dog on a dilapidated basketball court somewhere in the Philippines that looks like a level from Streets of Rage. I just can’t put my finger on what, though. Maybe I should stop searching desperately for a higher meaning (the ‘lesson’ in A Lesson in
I have to be honest with you guys. This installment in ‘A Lesson in Street MMA’ would have come incredibly sooner if I didn’t convulse on my floor in uncontrollable laughter after watching this video. If we do an award show based on the ‘ALISMMA’ (does that acronym work?) MiddleEasy Feature, this installment will undoubtedly
Alright, do whatever that’s required to expand your brain for this idea. Imagine a 16-bit ‘Street Fighter’ game, but each character is actually a fighter from a well-known Street MMA video published on MiddleEasy. So for example imagine the ‘Bloody nosed infinite gas tank dude‘ taking on the guy with the ‘Only The Superb Survives‘
What do they call a battle royale with cheese in Russia? No, seriously. I’m asking. Where is Ted Malakhov and the resident Russian translators when I need them? I have a poor reference to Pulp Fiction to explain and an article to write, and I want to get this information out there so I can
Let’s not kid ourselves here, the greatest thing to ever come out Ohio was Bone Thugs n Harmony. Lebron James, egh not so much. He’s decent, but he’s never dropped a hip-hop classic like ‘1st of da month’ or ‘Crossroads.’ Those Bone guys inhabit a different plane of existence than we do. The atmosphere is
In 2013, Street MMA events no longer have a cameraman, commentating team, crew or coaches — almost everyone simultaneously plays all of those roles. Take this latest Street MMA match for example: the entire crowd is getting footage while cheering and coaching both girls through the fight. If it’s anything, it’s impressive. I guess. These
For a while there, we were so inundated with Street MMA we began to have late night discussions that delved into comparing the possible downfall of civilization to the increase of camera phones across the globe. It was very Freakonomics, and we were feeling great about our ven diagrams and fancy charts drawn on the
I’ve never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I’ve felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the