I’ve never really understood why people listen to Action Bronson when Ghostface Killah already exists on this planet. It’s the equivalent of settling for a Salisbury steak when you have a filet mignon within your reach. Of course, that’s a horrible example for vegans — but there’s no equivalent either. All soy is the same, which is the exact polar opposite of hip-hop. I mean, Ghostface Killah was actually in Iron Man 2 — although his scene was cut out due to blatant ballerism. Nevertheless, we’ve never seen Action Bronson in an Action Jackson movie. Heck, we didn’t even see him in the 2008 ‘Bronson‘ movie staring Tom Hardy.
I guess we’ll have to settle for Action Bronson’s appearance in our newest installment of ‘A Lesson in Street MMA.’ The lesson today is if you decided to jump on stage with Action Bronson in Boston, MA, the dude will pull off a text book perfect o soto gari and then get you in a rear naked choke. Props to Jan for the find.