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A Lesson in Street MMA: Listening to Kenny Chesney’s music leads to sporadic brawls

Raise your hand if you listen to or have listened to Kenny Chesney at some point in your life. Keep those hands raised. Now carefully position your nose to your arm pit and take a deep whiff. If you smell any odor, then it’s probably time to put down the Xbox controller and hop in the shower — at the very least put on some deodorant. Scientists say that the average arm pit is host to roughly 400 different forms of bacteria that can pose harm to the human body. Those same scientists were just created in my mind, which means their research into the human arm pit is also just fabricated. I made it all up just to make a point that Del tha Funkee Homosapien tried to tell you back in 2000 — it’s important to practice good hygiene.

I’ve never listened to Kenny Chesney, so I’m not quite sure how my armpits smell — but my guess is peaches and cream. I also never got into a full-on brawl at a Kenny Chesney concert Heinz Field this past weekend like these clowns in this new edition of A Lesson in Street MMA. Apparently 79 people were arrested for physical altercations. Props to Dave H. for the find.

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